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Jalen Rose

Mr. “I got 81 points dropped on my head
Jalen Rose: *exists*

Kobe Bryant: Im bout to end this mans whole career
by Pooh Shiesty July 27, 2021
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Jalen white

He is very dicksuckish about young thug and wishes he will be ysl one day. He talks about him everyday with passion and consistency. And also makes all of his video game characters look like him as well. Very dicksuckish if you ask me. And also call him by his government like he knows him personally.
In his exact words he says everyday "young thug da goat" or "you know young thug did this etc." but nobody really cares. Jalen white the dick sucker.
by Omgstick! August 4, 2021
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JALEN

a light skin who does wheelies on his SE bike and swerve cars in big cities.
Damn BRUUUU look at dah jalen hittin a lick n shii at the bodega he servin them cars and shii
by jalenswervinmadshii September 13, 2021
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Jalen

Why are you staring at me with wide eyes and not blinking? You Jalen
by Da’bougieest March 7, 2022
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Jalen

The name Jalen is a name for cute boys only. If your name is Jalen your the best person ever. If your name is Jalen you should have a girlfriend that starts with C.
20 different girls- hey Jalen

20 different boys-hey Jalen
by The dumb bitxh Katelyn June 2, 2021
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Jalen

He's a very chill guy who likes to game, he's veery creative to and doesn't go out much and he has friends but doesn't expand it much and he's a chill vibe who likes to go with the flow and he's also very attractive and caring and an artist and passionate about his work and doesnt take life to seriously
Yo jalen is cool ASF

Yeah he is
by trinaveg December 2, 2024
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Jalen

Let's be honest here, this gotta be the most amazing guy you've ever met in your life. When you picture a Jalen, he's insanely beatiful, has nice skin, incredibly smart and dedicated, the best boyfriend, and super smooth in bed. Jalen might be the worst at celebrating himself, but will never hesitate uplift those around him and care for his loved ones. Everyone would be blessed to have a Jalen in their life. Jalen is a charmer, your grandma and mom will adore him, but he's witty too and can go toe to toe against anyone. Save yourself, love a Jalen.
Damn is that Rojas Luxe Parfum?

Yeah, my amazing boyfriend Jalen bought it for me after he hit a sick kickflip.
by Trozzi August 5, 2025
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