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water-Judas

When your peoples leave you for dead in the water, just flopping around like a dead fish immiment
Damn you water-Judas, you left me out like a dead fish waiting to be put back in the bowl
by OSCAR DELA HOYEEEEEEE December 9, 2024
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by FrenchVanillaSake March 5, 2025
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Make Like Judas

Betray someone. Sell them out. Stab them in the back. Pull a Julius Caesar on them. According to the bible, Judas was one of the twelve disciples and was the one who sold Jesus out to the Romans.
I had a feeling someone would Make Like Judas when they saw us walk into the bank with ski masks on our faces and cloth bags in our hands. Come here, you tattletale cocksucker!
by Stupidly Sophisticated March 19, 2020
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Big Judah Dick (BJD)

Sacred, Semitic Dick inherited through Jewish ancestry. To be considered one of these chosen few, you must be at least 9.5 inches long, and have a girth of 7 inches or more.
Shonda approached a whiteboi in the club. "What size ya packing?" "I got a Big Judah Dick (BJD)." "A what?" "Big Judah Dick, homegirl." "Whats dat?" "A dick big enough to make you want to be Jewish by Injection."
by Mastigos89 November 15, 2017
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Jurassic Prick

I watched Jurassic Prick on a grandpa porn website today and understood the true meaning of "Life finds a way."
by murribunda December 27, 2021
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Jurassic Dork

A suspiciously normal looking fellow, who cannot understand why he is called 'Jurassic Dork.'

He becomes embarrassed, & responds angrily to people who ask him about his name, & then runs off -- uncannily mimicking the way a Velociraptor would run.
Bill: Hey, what's up, Jurassic Dork? Why do they call you that?

Jurassic Dork: <sigh> I really don't know! Now leave me alone, you asshole! (runs off in typical raptor fashion)

Bill: (seeing this, & pointing at JD) WAHAHAHAHAAAA!!
by The Creep1 March 17, 2011
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