by idk im just here to declare November 22, 2020
Get the Judasmug. TORMENTED BY DEMONIC CHILDREN UNTIL HE IS DRIVEN TO MADNESS AND KILLS HIMSELF! BOY DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR! IT'S THE FUCKING RELIGION! IT IS A THING YOU DO! YOU ARE BEING DEMONIC LITTLE CHILDREN!
Hym "YES! That is why we made guns! To murder all the demented little children! YES! It's GOOD to murder them! Thank God for murder! It's the only solution that works 100% of the time! You did it to Judas. You did it to Nietzsche. It's in the Bible. It's in the Quran. This is why your kids get shot in the face."
by Hym Iam July 22, 2025
Get the Judasmug. While on a date, you are overcome with intense diarrheal pain and are forced to excuse yourself from the table. Being gone for more than the standard 3 minute urination time period, you accept that your date has realized you are taking a shit so you take your sweet ass time. You then come back to the table only to find an empty chair, a half eaten tuna tartare and an unpaid bill. Your asscheeks are still greasy and your night is ruined.
Tom’s only chance at true love was thwarted by an unavoidable Judas Dump. The betrayal by both his stomach and the love of his life left him heartbroken.
by Daddylongdick813 February 9, 2019
Get the Judas Dumpmug. The sexual fluids released by a female who social standing with the church will never know about her "just the tip" experiences
Her judas juices flowed like the mighty Mississippi, everyone in the church knew that purity ring was just another lie. She had traded her purity for "just the tip."
by QDSFM September 3, 2016
Get the judas juicesmug. A man that is very kind and charming. He appears to be the next Prince Charming up to the moment when he realizes that she's not going to let him fuck her on the first date.
by Thedeaddontdie June 4, 2021
Get the Judasmug. by lilliankaushtupper June 16, 2022
Get the gay judasmug. “You’z a Judas”
“That’s Judas”
“That’s Judas”
by VIVR March 10, 2022
Get the JUDASmug.