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The bone jovi

Getting ass like a rockstar. Always attaining lots of girl like your penis has magical powers
Dude! I have banged three different chics this week. These women cant stay away from the bone jovi
by Bhellbound March 31, 2019
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Bon Jovi

The greatest rock band of all time. Plain and simple.
Jon Bon Jovi: "Woah, we're halfway there...."
Everybody ever: "Woah! Livin' On A Prayer!"'
Proof Bon Jovi is amazing.
by BonJoviFan_1986 January 23, 2022
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Jovi

Jovi is a person who has malicious intent towards children and minors.
Kid 1: Jovi tried to touch me the other day!
Kid 2: What do you expect? It's Jovi
by feelingsugoi July 20, 2020
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Bon Jovi

A real pussy grabber but unliked by most for their cockiness and absolute jock demeanor. Most girls will hand out their number to this gentleman only to realize he likes trashy rock and roll and is a complete copycat of vocal styles. Much like a chameleon he blends in at functions with lots of trailer trash white women who'll drop their draws soon as he walks by. Wears his mullet long and cowboy boots up to his knees and typically has a leather jacket to match. Bikers, smokers, drinkers and all the cool kids love him. You should to.
Man, that guy over there is a real Bon Jovi.
by Da Bomb Diggity CG March 26, 2024
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Jovi

Jovi is the type of person who is loved by everyone. She is drop dead gorgeous and gets all the boys. She is the most funniest and dumbest person out but that’s what u love about her. She always puts a smile on ur face no matter what. Jovi lacks in self confidence and it’s something she needs to relise because she is absolutely stunning and everyone wants her to know it. She is such a bae. I love her so much I wish we were as close as we were :( but I know that she will make someone else happy and I wish her well with all her new relationships. ❤️ I love you jovi and I will always, always be there for u x
Jovi is stunning
by Jovi <3 June 27, 2020
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Jovie

Jovie is the most sweet, kind, beautiful person you will ever come across, and will constantly bully you if you pronounce something wrong. Jovie might insult you but she really doesn't mean it. She enjoys storms and loves taking walks out in the rain.

If she stays around someone with an accent too long she'll start speaking in that accent aswell. Her parents are usually really strict and if you ask her out you'll probably have to wait awhile.

Jovie is fluent in Spanish and pig Latin. She's a HUGE nerd bc she's absolutely obsessed w the 90's and listening to cassettes.
Person1- "hey do you know jovie? "
Person2- "yeah! She's such a dork"
by PapaFetus July 19, 2023
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Jovie

Jovie is the most sweet, kind, beautiful person you will ever come across, and will constantly bully you if you pronounce something wrong. Jovie might insult you but she really doesn't mean it. She enjoys storms and loves taking walks out in the rain.

If she stays around someone too long she'll start having that accent aswell. Her parents are usually really strict and if you ask her out you'll probably have to wait awhile.

Jovie is fluent in Spanish and pig Latin. She's a HUGE nerd bc she's absolutely obsessed w the 90's and listening to cassettes.
Person one-"hey do you know jovie?"
Person two-"yeah, she's such a dork"
by PapaFetus July 19, 2023
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