jortsicide

when the murder of jorts (aka jean shorts) occurs.

my girl friend committed jortsicide when she cut them up and threw them away.

by hotshot11100 April 22, 2022

jorts

Jorts is a majestic sexy queen who is married to nail horan but has often orgys with THE pentagon. jorts is to good for any man besides harry

The Jorts girl is the hottest female I have ever seen.

by shmitters April 29, 2022

Jorts

The unholy combination of jeans and shorts. Worn mainly by balding, fat men who are going through a midlife crisis.

“Your mom sucked me good through my Jorts”

by CancerousRodent November 19, 2022

jorts

A portmanteau or “jizz” and “yogurts.”

“Hey, those hot jean shorts you’re wearing are gonna make me blow huge jorts all over myself.”

by Schnortle McFly January 7, 2023

Jorting

Sucking someone good'n'hard through their jorts.

Kamren loves jorting Devin in his free time.

by Blueicepik November 20, 2023

Jortudinous

An adjective that describes a great opportunity to wear jorts (jean shorts)

‘whats the vibe for the party this weekend? should I wear something nice?’

‘no, don’t worry, it’s a jortudinous event, totally casual’

by elviejolesbiano May 29, 2024

Jortard

When you see somebody you think is cute, leading you to pull his pants down in 7-11 for Alice to see his little hotdog! Typically without underpants and likes Alice’s fupa

Connor - “Let’s go pants jortard so his hotdog flops out!”

by YummyPoops800 June 3, 2024