jingle shingles

Any made-up illness used to get sick days around the holiday season.

Elf 1: Man, it sucks that Christmas is in the middle of the week this year. I don't want to have to take vacation days just to travel.
Elf 2: Just call in with a case of the jingle shingles.
Elf 1: Nah man, you need a doctor's note. I'll have a better chance using holly jolly herpes.

by teknik December 21, 2013

jingle snap

The act of farting while your balls jingle in a blueballsish way

I can tell by your expression that you just had a jingle snap

by Bofadeeznut5 December 6, 2015

Jingling Bill

A dollar's worth of change.

I'm so broke, I had to check the couch cushions to get a jingling bill for the dollar menu.

by WordSmithEER April 21, 2011

The Mighty Jingles

The Mighty Jingles is a commentator for people who send in replays from games with the likes of World of Warships, World of Tanks, War Thunder. He also does his own gameplay videos every once a blue moon.

Jingles is notorious for misidentifying enemy warships, tanks and airplanes.

*Vladivostok sails around the island* The Mighty Jingles: There is the enemy Gearing.

by Arisaka Akashi December 5, 2019

pornhub jingle

A sound which brings great joy to horny teens and shitty father's alike

I smiled when I heard the pornhub jingle on my adult film

by B1g E December 21, 2020

Hot Jingles

Adjective

Pronounced: Haught-Jang-Gals
1. Too freaking awesome 2. having to do with or associated with awesomeness and greatness 3. of an excellent kind 4. Hotter than hot 5. Too hot for you 6. So awesome it causes confusion of an awesome kind 7. Fuad Gazal like awesome 8 in reference to a popular song that is very catchy

1. "That dress is Hot Jingles yo"
2. "The beat is Hot Jingles though'
3. "Escuse you, I'm hot Jingles!"
4. "I just ate some Hot Jingles!"
5. "What's Hot Jingles with you?" - To great someone
6. ''I saw him/her the other day.... Hot Jingles!"
7. "That ______ was Hot Jingles!" (Food, Movie, Song, pussy, book, beat, place, chick, dude....)

by Akinfolarin October 3, 2016

Jill Jingle

When you anonymously go up behind a female, put your hands down their pants and jingle their Jill.

Ahhhhhh oh no I just got Jill jingled by my classmate

by Aquadaddy April 4, 2022