Rum Floater

When your fishing buddy has so drunk on overproof Rum that you are scared you will find him floating face down if you don't keep an eye on him.

He drank that entire bottle of 150 proof rum on the boat. Better make sure he keeps his life jacket on we don't want a Rum Floater.

by slightly sarcastic December 31, 2010

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Floater Check

Looking for anything floating in the LA River. Floater checks are done by buoyant debris technicians known as Sheeshters.

I hope to teach my grandkids how to floater check one day.

Right everyone, grab a flashlight and let’s floater check

by JenLou88 April 30, 2023

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Cream Floater

When you nut so violently in your girlfriends ass, she imediately has to go shit it out

My girlfriend was upset when i gave her a cream floater last night.

by ThemanSlim February 04, 2018

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local floaters

A bunch of sick ass dudes. Go on adventures. There are usually 5. The shortest one will leave the group soon. The tallest one is...GAY. Then u have the second tallest he’s kinda roles his own ball through life and doesn’t give a fuck, and really selfish. The middle one is dumb as fuck like dumb as a fucken stone. Like he should be in a metal hospital. Then there’s the 4th tallest he’s really athletic and already has a college on his ass. LOCAL FLOATERS

We r the local floaters

by Don’t bite it January 15, 2020

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Pool floaters

Ejaculating in a pool and having your semen float around. Not to be confused with fish food which is whe you nut in a pool and a girl swims through it and eats it

Lest hop in Man

Nah man that shit got pool floaters

by Rac.coonman April 01, 2019

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