Alex: Hey, can I come over?
Tony: I can't right now, I need to prepare for the homeless invasion.
Alex: What?
Tony: My dumbass neighbor told them I had food stamps and now I need to defend my house.
Alex: Oh, alright.
Tony: I can't right now, I need to prepare for the homeless invasion.
Alex: What?
Tony: My dumbass neighbor told them I had food stamps and now I need to defend my house.
Alex: Oh, alright.
by Mr. RL May 19, 2022
by Hanking Harold January 05, 2025
by TheMountainKing August 17, 2017
When you dock with some guy and you go too far and park inside of his urethra. Penetration to the urethra.
by TheMackDaddy June 09, 2022
Shannon: Chris! Did you here that Dustin got an Invasive Docking from Steven?
Chris: No way! I bet his dick is split like a hotdog in the microwave!!!
Chris: No way! I bet his dick is split like a hotdog in the microwave!!!
by TheMackDaddy May 31, 2022
Colon Ivasion (see "Ass Rape")when ones ass is invaded by a guys Penis(see "Meat Stick")without permisson.
Ass Rappist: BOO!!!
Victim: Nooo! its the Colon Invader! *Strugles* ... AAAGGHH!!!
^^^ Thus Colon Invasion ^^^
Victim: Nooo! its the Colon Invader! *Strugles* ... AAAGGHH!!!
^^^ Thus Colon Invasion ^^^
by AutoGoff April 10, 2008
guy 1: "i love alien hominid invasion, its my favorite videogame of all time"
guy 2: "im gonna jerk off inside you tonight"
guy 2: "im gonna jerk off inside you tonight"
by ticorza September 12, 2023