Intentionally single

Someone who has no desire to be in a relationship. Often a sign of issues in previous relationships, depression, anxiety or simply a fear of being mistreated in a relationship.

Person 1: Yo why hasn't dave had a gf for 3 years?
Person 2: I hear he's intentionally single.

by ... --- ... September 23, 2020

Holy Inqusition movement

A movement among christians that seeks to take control of the government and set up a holy inqusition that will find,torture and execute people that are into nonchristian religions,wiccans,
satanist and other pagans,people who believe in sex before marrage ect. in order to return that country to to christian nation.

Fundamentalist want a holy inqusition movement.

by Deep blue 2012 August 10, 2010

cruel intentions 3

the third part of the cruel intentions movie. i guess it's crappy, but i haven't watchedit yet!

(guy 1) have you seen cruel intentions 3?
(guy 2) nope. i guess it's crappy though cuz the second part was darn crap!

by littlesweety July 20, 2009

Lost Intention

When you have an urge to do a good deed but can’t proceed From apprehension

Couldn’t tell this guys he stinks I think from lost intention

by MikeEasy July 22, 2018

intimition

Intuition with respect to time: being in synch with the connections that will benefit.

"I phoned, and my intimition was right: I caught him five minutes before he committed to other plans for the evening." "Timing is everything"

by nc weil August 2, 2008

intentional food poisoning

The process of entering a dodgy eatery and deliberately ingesting food that has clearly been contaminated by being spat on, having flies sit on the meat for extended periods of time and being left in a bain-marie for the better part of a week. It would be less painful eating rotten road kill from the center of the desert, infected with Malaria. The specific reason for doing this to yourself, and causing all this pain to oneself, is to simply get out of work. Bosses the world over hear many excuses from their employees, but intentional food poisoning, is the number one cause of "employee away on Monday again" disease. Employees suffering from this illness should be taken from their place of residence and shipped to a small island inhabited by cannibals and eaten so they understand what it feels like to give someone intentional food poisoning.

Not in again today? Intentional food poisoning again is it?
Did you hear about <insert hated workmate name here>? He gave him/herself intentional food poisoning
Intentional food poisoning is the number one cause of diabetes in fat cunts who dont want to work
If you think you have intentional food poisoning, then you should be dragged out and molested by a rabid pack of panthers on heat.

by honneamise December 2, 2018

intentional emoization

The process of intentionally changing oneself's personality to that of a whiney bastard, often in order to get laid. See also emoization.

Girl, that's a case of intentional emoization there. He's prolly still a virgin, and a pervert at that.

by Twiggi March 9, 2005