intragnizent

A word best described as a combination of unresponsive and intractable

"What if management remains intagnizent ? "

by Dave Hay February 8, 2004

refucking intarded

When retarded meets insane. Almost.

"What do you mean you didn't bring beer? Are you refucking intarded?"

by tamiyami January 7, 2012

Intramurals

A pathetic display of mediocrity in which "young men" without a shred of athletic talent compete in sports both real (football, soccer, etc) and imaginary (Four-Door Soccer, WTF!). Occasionally you will get a kid who may be good enough to be the third alternate on his local high schools JV Football, and he will just dominate the field. Everyone else though will be sitting on the ground or talking in a corner, so no one will ever really notice.

Oh, they also pretty much destroyed the entire system by splitting Intramurals into about 50 sections. I don't even know why they have it anymore.

Student #1: "Hey guys, its time for Intramurals!"

Student #2: "Sorry, I, uh, forgot my shirt. Guess I'll have to sit this one out"

Student #3: "Yeah, um, I have a doctor's note. Can't play."

Student #4: "Does this thing even matter anymore? They gutted the whole system so now every session only has about 12 kids in it. And when is the last time they even tried to calculate house points, huh? Oh, and how about house meetings, when was the last one of those, 2002? Intramurals? Ha! I think I'll just go home instead."

by Dennis Haskins October 10, 2007

Intragnizent

A meaningless (possibly futuristic) word used in season 3, episode 6 of Futurama alluding to the incapacity and/or inaction of an organization.

What if management remains intragnizent?

by ~B August 25, 2006

Intranets

(pl.) Intranet: A closed form of the internet common in workplaces and education centres; essentially a LAN with limited access to internet pages stored on a local database.

Intranets useage: Tom couldnt stand his school's intranet - all the beastiality sites were blocked.

by Ash C December 28, 2005

Intartube

A transportation system comprising of a vast network of tubes.

"Luke is dumb because he doesn't know what a intartube is."

by thrive868 May 11, 2008

Intard

A not-so-useful intern incapable of performing the simplest of tasts.

who hired this intard !" or "that summer hire is intarded when is he going back to school?"

by tobywords June 27, 2010