Instagram

An app in which adolescent people endeavor to post nothing but selfies and two year old memes.

"I just Instagrammed a selfie with my boring friends! #swag #pro #hot"

by Pineapp|es January 25, 2014

Instagram Normie

(n) A person who uses Instagram for their memes

Me: Look at that clown, he’s using Instagram for memes!

Other person: Wow, he’s an Instagram Normie!

by Yerbamatey July 11, 2019

instagramer

someone who is on instagram for EXTREMELY long amounts of time or never gets off instagram

"Robbie is such a instagramer he never gets off instagram"
"yeah all he does is sit on his ass and instagram all the time"

by instagramer June 4, 2014

instagram hoe

its when a bitch tries to impress people by smoking a stig, waxpen, or blunt etc.
they post quotes saying how the hate and love niggas because there bi-polar as fuck
and dont know how to keep shit to themselves.
They also tend to say i oop, i-, period with emojis, and periot poo.

yo this bicth not ranthru and doesnt have alot of make up on and shes NOT posting videos of her smoking!!!!
guess shes not an instagram hoe, this old lady is gonna be you bitch!!

by glock4kk November 6, 2019

Instagram famous

not really famous on Instagram because about all your followers are ghost followers

"hey im Instagram famous"
"bruh"

by mrwhatsthatwurd September 11, 2014

Instagram Prime Time

from 5 to 8 PM

the time of day during which Instagram will be the most active; for example the Instagram feed will be quickly updated and Instagram pictures will receive more instantaneous likes.

person 1: I'm thinking of posting this picture on Instagram.
person 2: Don't post it now, it's not Instagram Prime Time yet.

by notGodbutclose March 31, 2015

Instagram

Actually a considerably nice app that the masses commonly mislead people about. Instagram lets you take pictures of your travels and whatnot and share it with your followers, aka the people who have chosen to see your pictures on their feed. Lots of celebrities use Instagram, which let's you see what their lives are like. Instagram has gotten a lot of bad rep for crappy filters and overusage by "hipsters" and "faggots", but it's actually a pretty cool app, one worth trying at least.

Guy 1: Dudezz, why r u on Instagram lolz???!!
Guy 2: Instagram is pretty cool, so I'm putting up a photo of my recent endeavor to a pro soccer game

Guy 1: Lollzzz Instafag, only hipsters n faggets use that app !11!1
Guy 2: Die.

by EpicMamo August 21, 2013