instagram model

a thot who thinks she looks more beautiful by making her ass bigger with photoshop
"i'm a instagram model." "and i'm a proffesional meme creator. Thank you for your respect."
by elmo_is_watching_ya December 29, 2020
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Instagram whore

A man or woman on instagram who takes pictures of themselves almost ass naked and often making their ass, crotch, abs or chest very obvious. They're also very attention seeking and tend to promote each other on their stories.
God damn it, there are so many of these instagram whores flooding my dms, I really need to get off of instagram.
by Iprobablyfuckinghateyou September 30, 2018
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Instagram thots

The teen insta thots always wearing a bikini and posting her ass and tits ( while wearing clothes ) making those 14 year old boys cum
Oi ya instagram thots let's root
by Yourbigcockguy November 1, 2019
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Instagram Photographer

An "Instagram Photographer" is someone who believes that due to them having an Instagram account and taking tons of photos with their iPhone, they are now worthy of calling themselves photographers - even though most will have no real knowledge of text book photography.

It is also a growing hipster culture.
Me: Bro, change the ISO settings on your phone.
John Smith: Ummm, what the hell is that?
Me: Bro come on! The ISO settings! Your phone does have them somewhere right?
John Smith: Bro, I just press this button and it takes photos... That's all.
Me: You're such a damn Instagram Photographer!
by MCMXCII January 7, 2012
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instagram comedians

Usually attractive individuals, these instagrammers have migrated from vine after it's collapse, and are hungry for views on their content, of which is usually comparable to human fecal matter. However, their emoji-caked videos are surrounded with "relatable" scenarios that appeal to a very large general audience. These scenarios usually include a female doing things that annoy a male, rampant stereotyping, and mostly (yet sadly) cheating or relationship drama.

The best way to repel such toxic individuals is to NOT watch their content. Just don't. Also, DO NOT tag your friends. They will hate you for associating them with such content.
Regular person: Man, why do people watch these stupid clips? Instagram Comedians suck.

Average prepubescent child: HAHAHA LOL XD LIT FAM IM GONNA TAG A FRIEND LOL
by IronyDetector July 19, 2017
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Instagram Normie

Someone, who shows you the memes that you saw an hour ago on Reddit and argues with you when you tell them that the meme's stolen. He/She also usually thinks that minion memes are funny and quotes like "she believed" are deep. He/She also has the urge to post about every moment of his/her life. They could be very annoying.
-"Hey! Look at this funny meme I found!"
-"You're such an Instagram Normie. This meme was stolen from Reddit. I saw it like an hour ag-"
-"NO IT WASN'T! You're just jealous that I have more followers."
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Instagram whore

A person who thinks having more followers than someone else makes them cool. Usually a teen, or a adult who thinks he's a teen still.
1:"hey did you see bob had 300 followers?"

2: "no, I don't really care, he's just an Instagram whore"
by TheJuicyMoose May 11, 2014
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