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Immortality Rate

The percentage/chance lf a person recovering from an illness/disease, the exact opposite of the mortality rate (death rate) but with a gamble for life.
Lower Immortality Rates means it is unlikely for a person of that illness to recover. i.e. high mortality rates.

Immortality rates are the exact opposite, lower meaning deadly, higher meaning safer.
by 1m1m0 January 3, 2023
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Immortal Snail

an immortal snail with the sole purpose of killing you (ur also immortal but if it touches you then u die)
Person 1: "Have you heard of the Immortal Snail debate?"
Person 2: "Yeah, drop it in a pit of acid!"
by Strawberry Froggy July 9, 2023
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Immortal

You're the one who's immortal bitch. Go wherever you're going.
Hym "Hey, you're the one who's immortal here. Go wherever you think you're going you fucking idiot. You can go today. You one of the good ones right? I'll take the L for you to go there now. How does that sound?"
by Hym Iam August 9, 2023
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Immortal

Immortal is a Norwegian black metal band from Bergen formed in 1991 by frontman and guitarist Abbath Doom Occulta and guitarist Demonaz Doom Occulta. The pair worked with various drummers (including Grim, Armagedda and Hellhammer), and were later joined by former drummer Horgh in 1996.
A fierce forger of ice cold black metal – Immortal was formed in Bergen, Norway, by Demonaz (guitars) and Abbath (bass/vocals) in 1990. For three decades Immortal has delivered massive majestic riffs, grim frostbitten vocals and tales from the mighty Blashyrkh battle-filled realm of eternal darkness and winter.
by rain97 September 12, 2023
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Age Immortal

Its When you cannot Die to Age but can die to other things like Getting hit by a car. or being shot. so its not really being Immortal you just cant die to age.
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Sexual Immortality

When you can fuck for fucking ages, sometimes without busting a sweat while also busting other things...if ya know what I mean heeheehee.
Brad: Yo Chad has been fucking three girls every night and still makes it to school on time without being tired.
Mark: Ya bro, he has Sexual Immortality.

Brad: 👁👄👁
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Immortality Fail

When a person who is jokingly referred to as "immortal" in memes due to their great longevity and surprisingly good aging actually dies, causing mass hysteria and confusion.

When an immortality fail occurs, it spreads quicker than any other celebrity death. Typically, it takes less than an hour before everyone has heard the news.
The most recent immortality fail as of this post being written is Elizabeth II. With her death, Keith Richards is now the King of Immortals.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 8, 2022
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