Ion git it

Short for "I don't get it"

This shit makes no sense bro. Ion git it.

by Blargyfart August 10, 2022

Ion

Generally to change the topic. It means 'in other information'.

Ion you guys annoyin or some

by BigCazz May 26, 2019

negative ion

Bullshit that companies use in their product descriptions to attract karens and anti-vaxxers into being fooled and buying them.

Company: Behold! Our new negative ion anti 5G quantum energy wrist-band!

A: How do people believe this? Atleast the money is off to a person with a brain.
B: This product is 100% true and believable! Anything to protect myself from the 5G waves!

by Poopoo Consumer May 1, 2023

ion fuck wit you

when you fuck with someone and they leaving

Friend: Alright imma dip deuce

You: Alright ion fuck wit you

by griffdog69420 February 17, 2025

Ion

One of the most prettiest girls you will ever meet, she is on of a kind

And also has cake

Ion is so pretty

by Gracial July 20, 2020

ion

A retarded word that was invented by Hitler

ion want to like it

by coat_hanger() December 18, 2020

Ion

An idiot who is hyperactive and always ruins things. He takes bad decisions and is living a shitty life.

Don't be a Ion.
That Ion is so annoying.

by DashScorch November 21, 2021