I’m innocent!

An expression used by someone, sort of like a form of comical sarcasm, when they’ve clearly been caught red-handed doing something that otherwise may have gone unexpected. i.e. smoking or drinking

Jane: Who me? I’m innocent! Haha.

Crowd: Haha! Yeah. Right.

by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010

innocent bystander

The act of sitting on one's hand for 20 minutes to make it go numb, and proceeding to jerk off someone else with that hand. Very similar to the "stranger".

My girlfriend prefers the innocent bystander treatment during foreplay, but I couldn't get my hand to fall asleep

by TheDonGregga December 15, 2016

Innocent as a smoothie

I am like pure fruits with the truth,no additives no preservatives . Not guilty

Some one is accusing of doing something wrong, you say I am innocent as a smoothie

by bhman February 14, 2012

Innocent Eyed

Someone who can see who you are and tries their best to understand. A really great person to have around, and/or be.

Lauren has a certain Innocent Eyed feel about her, I told her about my past and she didn't judge.

by Open Soul December 23, 2014

innocent kid

The kid everyone stares at when he says something profane or genuinely insulting.

kid 1: did you hear jack? He back talked the gym teacher and then called him fat!

Kid 2: what? He was supposed to be the innocent kid!

by SirDinkleBottom March 7, 2016

Ignorence

Ignorence is a hybrid term; meaning "to ignore" + "to be ignorant."

Karim is ignoring me. Stonewalling this conversation on purpose. That's ignorence!

by I only tell the truth! January 6, 2017

innocent human

a person who doesnt know shame shame stuff so keep them innocent people protect the innocent human

person1: DONT TOUCH MY INNOCENT BOY I LOVE HIM
person2: no i will ruin him

person3: is that an innocent human?
person4: Yes dont ruin him

by The Great One :3 February 26, 2018