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IB

Stands for International Baccalaureate, a diploma which is relatively easy, and an excuse for rich or posh kids to complain when they have nothing else to complain about.
Rich kid: Oh my god, the IB has destroyed my social life, feel sorry for me!
Somebody else: fuck you, get a life, you dont need it anyway because you're so rich daddy will buy you everything you ever need
by jimmy clay face May 14, 2009
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Ib

Ib is the coolest person ever. All the girls love him and he is a 14/10. He is the best at school. He is also arab 24/7. Like a boss.
Ib is the best arab to ever live.
by DeMar DeRozan January 10, 2018
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ib

I'm back. I am back. That kind of thing.
like brb...*10 mins later* ib
by staki September 8, 2004
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ibe

This headache hurts like a bitch, I'd better knock back a few ibes.
by doctor julius May 6, 2009
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IB exams

A period of 3 weeks consisting of exams that test everything the average IB student has forgotten over the 2 year diploma program. The time before and during the exam period usually involves several mental breakdowns, frequent crying fits, a feeling of impending doom, and yet still finding enough time to write an urban-dictionary entry about them.
IB student 1: Hey! how are your IB exams going?
IB student 2: I don't even know anymore... It feels like my brain has been stuffed into an old sock and thrown into a food processor.
IB student 1: Yeah I know what you mean, I had that feeling yesterday. Luckily I only have 7 exams left: 2 today, 3 tomorrow and 1 on monday.
IB student 2: You're so lucky! I have 3 tomorrow as well but I have only revised for one...
IB student 1: Eh whatever wanna go play with that cool probability simulation in the graphing calculator?
IB student 2: Sure
by IBstudent2 May 9, 2010
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IB homework

A binding prison that sucks the life literally out of each and every student in IB. Finishing the homework just 2-4 hours before leaving for school and working on it at school are normal. The work could be seen as busy work and sometimes ridiculous.
"What's wrong with you?"

"IB homework for sixth period. I'm almost done with it. I spent all of yesterday doing it."

"It's fifth period now."

"I know."
by WhydiditakeIB? September 2, 2009
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IB slut

1. A hooch who is in the IB program and bangs for an A.

2. Someone who is in the IB program and suck-ups to teachers so that they can get an A.
3. Someone who is in the IB program and sucks up to everyone for homework answers.
4. Any retard who thinks they are so smart that they brag about their grades to everyone when they really get 9/20's on their test.
1. Damn! That pendejita is sleeping with everyone for an A! She could end up on the Maury Show! What an IB Slut!
2. God! Can that whore shut her legs and stop laughing at all of Chris's jokes? And I heard that that IB slut fletches KERRY at BJ's.
3. There's this devil in out school who asks everyone for homework! We call her the IB Slut.
4. Hey, IB slut! STOP bragging about you A on your term paper when you got a 9/20 in Chemistry last year!
by 9/20 December 23, 2013
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