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IB internal assessment

Because we are IB students and we handout tons of projects within a year, from a 4,000 word research, 1,500 theory of knowledge essay in which no one in the world knows what it really is, and a business ia which makes up 90000 pages up to math portfolio where you just wanna put your head in a vagina and analyze the graph of how face fucked you got and approximate the size of the vagina by using ti-84.
A level student 1: man, i cant stand this shit anymore, when will this torture end?!?!
A level student 2: dont worry, we'll make it out alive if we just dont sleep and do all the past papers with both time zones
A level student 3: uggghhhh, i bet no one can stand the shit we go through.
IB student 1: hahahahaha, look at these amateurs. You guys even know how to handle a project? It's called IB internal Assessment. You know what assessment means or should I bring you a dictionary?
A level students : ........ Sorry master, it won't happen again.
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IB Biology 

A subject that should be avoided at all costs. Taking such subject may result in ending up in a concentration camp with no windows and no first amendment rights for 10 or more hours a week, depending on how many detentions one has.
IB Biology? Why did you take that class? gg...
IB Biology by SavetheEstuaries March 5, 2009
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IB fucked 

To be utterly screwed by the IB program.
"IB fucked with this TOK assignment"

"IB fucked by the end of this term"
IB fucked by shar b April 10, 2012
When doing a project in school, specifically a lab, changing your data so that your lab provides more favourable IB results and sets you up for a better mark. Even though teachers say the outcome isn't important, grade-grubbing IB students do this to make sure they get the best mark with the least effort.
Victor applied the IB Method to his lab data.
IB Method by NepeanHS December 19, 2018

IB English 

A two year program in which numerous texts are crammed into the minds of teenagers. The IBO assumes that we teenagers can figure out all of the expressionist metaphors in Death of a Salesman and all of the symbolic tragedies and allusions in Hamlet.

Paper 1 - A paper that comprises of an unseen prose or poetry piece, in which the student is responsible for fabricating a commentary on it. Or in short, a paper designed to fail students.

Paper 2 - A student is assumed to know at least 2 works. The student chooses a question and writes a commentary. The IBO knows which books we read and intentionally give us a question we cannot relate to.
IB English Student 1: I was up all night doing homework!

IB English Student 2: Yeah same! I had no idea how the scene between Hamlet and her mother was indicating Freudian concepts...

IB English Student 1: Fuck IB.

IB English Student 2: We should have just taken AP...
When students participating in the IB program become enraged and uncontrollably ruthless. Often resulting from their lack of ability to understand something completely, immediately. This IB Rage has side affects such as crying, bawling, beating on other students, destruction of property, or the occasional loss of bowel control.
Spanish Class: Take this students, try to understand preterite versus imperfect.
Kyle: NOOO I don't get it............ (throws book/ smashes nearby student on head with bottle/releases feces into pants.... all at the same time)
Andrew: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, KYLE IS EXPERIENCING IB RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!
IB Rage by T-Heezy March 27, 2011

IB chemistry 

A class that should be avoided at all costs. A class often taken by overconfident highschool students to make the next two years of the IB program even more hell. After the first 30 minutes of the first class you start to realize that you have made a big mistake . Please avoid at all costs unless you enjoy time in hell.
First person: Hey, why are you so frustrated? It seems like you are dying with chronic heart disease ?

Second person: No, I am just in IB Chemistry.
IB chemistry by Lolz789 January 1, 2015