A truly fucked up individual who is probably trying to find something good about him on Urban Dictionary, only to never find it
Brian: Yo dude, what are you doing?
Ian: Looking for a confidence booster, so I'm on Urban Dictionary looking for crap about a different Ian to make me feel good.
Brian: Makes sense.
Ian: Looking for a confidence booster, so I'm on Urban Dictionary looking for crap about a different Ian to make me feel good.
Brian: Makes sense.
by FuckYouUp9*74 March 08, 2017
by 999999999939383737373$2 September 23, 2019
ians has a long schlonger dong and is a cool guy that has a deepass voice and he gets all the bitches
me: yo my bootyhole hurts
rhamses: yo sameee
me: ian fucked you too?!?!?
rhamses: ofc man how you know?
me: cuz ian is the only one to make my booty hurt🤤
rhamses: yo sameee
me: ian fucked you too?!?!?
rhamses: ofc man how you know?
me: cuz ian is the only one to make my booty hurt🤤
by natalie poon January 26, 2021
Ian is strange
by Humble harambe November 24, 2019
An Ian is a very special person. He is generally sarcastic, witty, very smart, and kind. He likes a variety of different things and takes a long time to consider things. . Ian's can be patient so much so he might wait 8 years before revealing his true feelings for someone lucky enough to be the object of his affection. You may think Ians are weird at first glance, but they're the type of person who can make you laugh no matter what mood you're in. Ians are generally pretty accepting, not homophobic, racist, mid-leftist. As a very determined individual, he will set high goals and make sure he achieves them. Overall, Ians are fun, awesome and supportive, if a little weird at first. If you have one in your life, you're lucky.
Person 1: Who's that kid over there? I've heard he's weird.
Person 2: Oh, that's Ian. Maybe a little, but he's really great. He's funny too, if you ever talk to him.
Person 1: Oh, cool. I wouldn't have expected that.
Person 2: Yeah, he's actually really nice.
Person 1: Oh.
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 2: Oh, that's Ian. Maybe a little, but he's really great. He's funny too, if you ever talk to him.
Person 1: Oh, cool. I wouldn't have expected that.
Person 2: Yeah, he's actually really nice.
Person 1: Oh.
Person 2: Yeah.
by Ranul September 18, 2020
by Crusoii March 28, 2020
Slang used in queens New York to describe someone who is a fat baby. This word is mostly used for “adults” that look and act like babes.
Yo that yoga ball looks like an ian.
His baby face makes him look like an ian bro.
Nah Tyrone ain’t getting no bitches with his fatass. Nigga looks like an ian.
His baby face makes him look like an ian bro.
Nah Tyrone ain’t getting no bitches with his fatass. Nigga looks like an ian.
by Her killer January 21, 2019