n. A person and state of mind characterized by having achieved physical perfection. Discipline, with the intensity of a primal experience, exudes from the Buff Hoss.
Buff Hoss is derived from two words, "buff", as in "huge," and "hoss," as "horse" is pronounced in the American South.
Buff Hoss is derived from two words, "buff", as in "huge," and "hoss," as "horse" is pronounced in the American South.
by BHClub July 15, 2006
A nick name for a chum or a bloke. A chum that can be characterized as small in size but big in heart. For what he lacks in pee-pee size he makes up for in heart. This also can describe someone who is a bit of a grease ball but it’s okay because it’s funny and when they fart and laugh it is grotesque but comedic relief in an awkward sitch (luck of the draw I suppose). Also this often is a bloke attracted to larger women
Big boss man: yo! Where tf is bross hoss?
Shmitty mikes: he’s probably off somewhere hiding his penis from view amongst a group of 5ft tall children. But at the same time donating his time and load to charity because he’s a good guy at heart but his heads just in the gutter.
Jay: nah!!!! Dudes probably off with some unit getting his rocks off!!
Big boss man: honestly you both are probably right cause that’s bross hoss. I mean for crying out loud!!
Shmitty mikes: he’s probably off somewhere hiding his penis from view amongst a group of 5ft tall children. But at the same time donating his time and load to charity because he’s a good guy at heart but his heads just in the gutter.
Jay: nah!!!! Dudes probably off with some unit getting his rocks off!!
Big boss man: honestly you both are probably right cause that’s bross hoss. I mean for crying out loud!!
by Bro Jake March 17, 2023
A large, but kind, alpha male; usually from rural America. The term was popularized by 50's TV show, Bonanza.
by Omniscientific July 3, 2019
Getting Matt Hossed is when you take your own imaginary moral high ground and watch your career proceed to flush down the toilet.
by Jyshua August 24, 2017
To take charge in a certain locus such as the gym or even in church. If there are a bunch of rowdy boys out of control you gain control of the situation. If there is someone at the squat rack doing bicep curls and you walk up to them and drop your gym bag that weighs more than what they are curling you let them know that it is time to jet.
1) The kid was making smart remarks to the lady in church so I had to hoss up and cut him down a notch.
2) It is 5pm and it is time to squat so I walk over to the squat rack and drop my bag letting the bicep warrior know it is time to jet.
2) It is 5pm and it is time to squat so I walk over to the squat rack and drop my bag letting the bicep warrior know it is time to jet.
by SkulletBuster June 14, 2011
A SIX FOOT FIVE GUY PUSHIN 400 POUNDS WHO DRIVES A BLACKED OUT CHEVY SILVERADO SMOKES SO MUCH YOU WOULD THINK HES A CHIMNEY DRINKS BUD LIGHT BUY THE CASE AND SHOOTS JACK STRAIGHT NO CHASER BLASTS COUNTRY HICK HOP WELL CRUSIN DOWN A DARK HIGHWAY SIGNIN EVERY LINE GOES TO WORK AND TELLS ALL HIS CO-WORKERS TO STOP THE BITCHIN AND GET BACK TO WORK AND USES THE WORD FUCK FREQUENTLY
Girl 1:you see that guy on the other side of the bar he looks like he is amazing
Girl 2: yeah that is a true bubba hoss right there
Girl 1: hell yeah
Girl 2: yeah that is a true bubba hoss right there
Girl 1: hell yeah
by 8UBBA_SMASH June 20, 2021