loot hoover

That person on your team who gets a loot boner and sucks up all the best loot before the rest of team

There goes James, the loot hoover, sucking up all of the sweet, sweet loot!

by KFC_anon February 8, 2018

Luke Hoover

Sexy, hairy little man with a ginormous ding dong. He also enjoys a game of soccer.

Hey look it’s Luke Hoover, I bet he has a big penis and lots of soccer skills.

by Lukebsucjenanfk November 16, 2021

Hoover Couver

A Hoover Couver is an incredibly tight pussy from Vancouver Washington!

God, your Hoover Couver is going to suck the CUM right out of me!

by Paul-Stanley March 6, 2009

lug hoover

cotton buds

can you pass me them lug hoovers so i can clean my ears

by tdog123 July 20, 2010

hoover manuver

while you are giving it to your partner doggy style, pick their legs up and slide them across the floor. Thus resembling a vacuum cleaner.

Eric was railing his wife and right after he finished he picked her legs up and showed her how the hoover manuver worked

by Jeff Sortman April 13, 2006

Hoover Hickey

When a person uses a vacuum cleaner hose to give themselves a fake hickey.

Jennifer was the talk of 10th grade after she gave herself a hoover hickey, causing many girls to think she had a new boyfriend.

by Razorback Joe December 21, 2010

Hoover Blanket

(noun) An old newspaper used by bums as a cover while sleeping. Popular during the depression in 1930's USA. In reference to President Herbert Hoover.

"I'm sure somebody had set up camp behind the garage. The empty wine bottles and the hoover blankets are a dead give away."

by suspectdevice May 15, 2009