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jill-hookup

When someone says they have a hookup to get you a discount and in the end the hookup was more trouble than it was worth. (since it was a ghetto-hookup)

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Yeah, that was a jill-hookup, got a savings of 6 bux...
by ghettoed April 12, 2006
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You gotta hookup to get hooked up

You gotta HOOK UP, to get HOOKED UP. its self explanatory.
Greg: Sam pass me the mustard
Sam: You gotta hookup to get hooked up (WINK)
by saverrio governale May 15, 2008
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drive by hookup

When (person 1) drives by their potential hookup(person 2)'s house. Then they call (person 2) to come out to the car. The two then hookup in the car, and thats that....until next time.
ex. 1:
"I had the gayest drive by hookup last night. Jonathan had a broken arm so it was impossible to get anything done....after an hour of kissing and banging my leg on the steering wheel I made a curfew excuse."
by Slooooot April 5, 2008
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homie hookup

Although Anthbropologists have observed such brohavior as early as the Broman Empire, the homie hookup is a relatively new classibrocation of brolationship categorized by 2 (or more)bros who engage in one-time or temporary sexual brolations, without any brommitments or dating arrangements.
These brolationships are often temporary, less they blossom into a full on bromance.
Typically initiated by the alpha bro towards a bro of mid to low brocial status in the brocial dominance broarchy.
Currently illegal in the Broviet Union, yet bros have brolitical heavyweights such as Brobama, Bro Biden, and Brope Francis strongly defending the rights of bros at home and aBroad.

add it to your brocabulary.

"If ye bro asketh ye for a blow, do not give him a snake. That's selfish. Blow and ye shall be blowed ten times over"
-the bible

"When yo bro aks annova bro u kno for him to be him ho"
-A wise old bro from whence we do not know

For female bros see breast friends
"Us bros take an annual broad trip in the subroru crossbrover every Febroary, and you know when the brotents go up and the brotanks come off there’s no telling what kinda homie hookups might go down in brotown”
by anarchocapy March 13, 2018
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Franklin Hookup

Strictly defines a hookup as an action where fluids other than saliva, are put on or in one or others participating in the hookup.
Old Jess and Jami hooked up last night. What happin? They made out and slept in the same bed! Thats not a franklin hookup!
by Weems Baskins February 24, 2008
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Janga Hookup

Someone who knows where the weed is, and can assist you in getting some.
Or someone who provides you with it.
Guy #1: Mang, dude. I got that Janga Hookup.
Guy #2: FUCK YEAH!

or

Girl #1: Dude. Do you have the Janga Hookup?
Girl #2: Nah Dude.

Girl #1: Shit.
by xlacedinsick May 9, 2010
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psuedo-hookup

If you don't believe in pre marital sex, a psuedo-hookup may be you best choice
by GCSDB January 9, 2016
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