When the bro at the bar acts like your homie, buys you some beers, has a good convo; but then at the end of the night tries to wine and dine ya before cumming in the back door.
by bilbobaghins November 30, 2021
Get the Homiesexualmug. homiesexual (or homiesex for short) means that you have sex and/or have sexual attractions to the homies. you may constantly or occasionally fuck the boys, but it’s completely platonic.
girlfriend: i wonder what my boyfriend does with the boys?
girlfriend's friend: probably some homiesexual shit
girlfriend's friend: probably some homiesexual shit
by a u t i s t December 29, 2022
Get the Homiesexualmug. A term incels and prepubescent boys use as an excuse for their very clearly homosexual tendencies. They obviously have crushes on their friends and are so far in the closest they think its cute to be homophobic.
someone: you literally held hands with bernard and made out in the bathroom
proclaimed homiesexual: bro its not gayy stop im homiesexual uwu
proclaimed homiesexual: bro its not gayy stop im homiesexual uwu
by Oobrooboobnoob January 9, 2022
Get the homiesexualmug. The Homiesexuals are a group of friends that are the G.O.A.T they there for each other no matter what and they’re not gay they are just Homiesexual
by shanfha September 22, 2021
Get the The Homiesexualsmug. 
Yo it’s only Homiesexual
by thetophatman October 9, 2021
Get the Homiesexualmug. When straight males who are very good friends say vaguely homosexual things to each other, not to express physical attraction or any romantic love towards each other, but as a means by which to show a simple appreciation in an ironic fashion.
Oddly enough, it is seen as “gayer” for a straight male to be forward about unironic non-sexual love for their friends than it is to say something disingenuously homosexual to get the same point across without actually saying it.
Oddly enough, it is seen as “gayer” for a straight male to be forward about unironic non-sexual love for their friends than it is to say something disingenuously homosexual to get the same point across without actually saying it.
Friend 1: “It’s really fuckin hot in here.”
Friend 2: “Well, don’t take your shirt off, it’ll just get hotter.”
Friend 1: “Oh, you on that homiesexual type beat.”
Friends 1 & 2: *laughter*
Both friends know the comment is not genuine, but they appreciate it for what it is, which is deeply ironic and has a lot of variability. It’s not actually gay nor is it meant to be taken that way. It’s a genuine unrelated appreciation wrapped in disingenuous joke comment.
Friend 2: “Well, don’t take your shirt off, it’ll just get hotter.”
Friend 1: “Oh, you on that homiesexual type beat.”
Friends 1 & 2: *laughter*
Both friends know the comment is not genuine, but they appreciate it for what it is, which is deeply ironic and has a lot of variability. It’s not actually gay nor is it meant to be taken that way. It’s a genuine unrelated appreciation wrapped in disingenuous joke comment.
by PoopMan9k March 3, 2022
Get the Homiesexualmug.