The practice of a worker taking two days off from work ill before miraculously returning on the third day ie on the third day he rose again
Jarod was off ill on Monday and Tuesday, returning Wednesday before needing a sick note from the doctor. Must of been a Jesus holiday
by 10cc March 31, 2016
"Hey, wanna go hang out at the mall?"
"Nah, I'm on hooker's holiday. I think I'll take some Midol and have a nap."
"Nah, I'm on hooker's holiday. I think I'll take some Midol and have a nap."
by Kayl July 11, 2008
Also informally known as Wyatt Holocaust.
Very odd St Thomas Aquinas student possibly future Chaminade Madonna College Preparatory student that is loved by many and envied by even more.
Likes to consider himself the livest of all, although isn't as live as David Beckham.
Enjoys Baseball and Fishing (which is a normal combination o hobbies within Floridians)
Also enjoys Hitler jokes and because of that is now a proud participant in Nom Nom, Bitch.
Very odd St Thomas Aquinas student possibly future Chaminade Madonna College Preparatory student that is loved by many and envied by even more.
Likes to consider himself the livest of all, although isn't as live as David Beckham.
Enjoys Baseball and Fishing (which is a normal combination o hobbies within Floridians)
Also enjoys Hitler jokes and because of that is now a proud participant in Nom Nom, Bitch.
"Oh, look at that Wyatt over there!"
"Wyatt Holiday, Number 27 in the field, number 1 in my heart!"
"Such a Wyatt"
"Wyatt Holiday, Number 27 in the field, number 1 in my heart!"
"Such a Wyatt"
by whatsup, my name is paulo March 17, 2017
1. When you have no reasons to celebrate the holiday season and spend your time masturbating. You wank yourself so much to hide your self pity and regret that your efforts to make yourself feel jolly leave your cock n balls a festive color red, chaffed and tender as hell.
2. Large festive gatherings of people for a party or gala celebrating the holiday season.
2. Large festive gatherings of people for a party or gala celebrating the holiday season.
1. Having lost his girlfriend back in October, Carlos spent the month of December with holiday balls.
2. The month of December has many holiday balls. I am going to several parties this year.
2. The month of December has many holiday balls. I am going to several parties this year.
by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2018
This phrase refers to a menorah. It is used by people who feel vaguely guilty about celebrating Hanukkah, and decide to pretend that what they are doing is celebrating some "universal" holiday.
by disco_stu911 December 07, 2011
When you eat your holiday cheers out with a buttload of food.... Seriously put down the spoon bitch, that stuffings going nowhere but your thighs
by Tbone11454 December 27, 2012
1. Dumping your significant other just before the holiday season (around Thanksgiving), forcing them to spend the Christmas cold and alone.
2. Similar to the one above, except in this case, just before, during, or just after the holidays, you get your dog who is not a cute puppy anymore, or your cat, who is not a cute little kitten anymore, and you take them on a little drive in the middle of the night, and you dump them off on the side of the road.
2. Similar to the one above, except in this case, just before, during, or just after the holidays, you get your dog who is not a cute puppy anymore, or your cat, who is not a cute little kitten anymore, and you take them on a little drive in the middle of the night, and you dump them off on the side of the road.
1. Dude I can't believe you acted hella nice to your girlfriend's family on Thanksgiving, yet you still proceeded to kick her to the curb. You gave her a real holiday dump.
2. person 1: What are you gonna do with Sparky? He shit on your bed, bit your daughters finger off, and he even barks at strangers.
Person 2: I guess I'm gonna have to give my daughter the bad news, that I took Sparky on a holiday dump.
2. person 1: What are you gonna do with Sparky? He shit on your bed, bit your daughters finger off, and he even barks at strangers.
Person 2: I guess I'm gonna have to give my daughter the bad news, that I took Sparky on a holiday dump.
by krhg37 January 10, 2020