A stupid fucken whore that got her ugly ass dumped by my man Joel madden the only reason he went out with her was because he felt sorry for her stupid ass I fucken hate her props to everyone else that hates her too!
by hilary hater December 11, 2004
a bitch that can't help but help me stop lindsay lohan, hilary duff is a sweet inicent littel teen and thats whyi hate her, she makes people think that she's so much better than lindsay but the truth is is that they'er both pathetic
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person1:hey have u herd that hillary duff and lindsay lohan r having a total cat fight
person2:ya i don't rely care as long as it totaly ruens ther whole singing and acting reputation
person 1:rely u feel that way ,thats funny
person2:why?
person1:cuz thats exactly how i feel
person2:cool
person2:ya i don't rely care as long as it totaly ruens ther whole singing and acting reputation
person 1:rely u feel that way ,thats funny
person2:why?
person1:cuz thats exactly how i feel
person2:cool
by lindsay cornell /pw-jr. high January 13, 2005
When receiving oral sex from a woman, upon ejaculation in her mouth, telling a joke SO HILARIOUS that she laughs, resulting in the semen blasting forth from her nostrils, like a dragon.
Guy: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Girl: (garlging)
Guy: Cause he had no BODY to go with
Result: The hilarious dragon.
Girl: (garlging)
Guy: Cause he had no BODY to go with
Result: The hilarious dragon.
by PatKevin October 05, 2009
by Rikku December 20, 2004
by dudestop December 15, 2004
When you meet a girl you are sexually interested in and start referring to her clitoris as "emails" about 2 weeks out of performing coitus with her. Eventually when you get the opportunity to engage in sexual activity with her you constantly repeat "where is the emails? I've lost the emails, what is a email?" Thus leaving her sexually unsatisfied and wanting more.
by Thatfellajack December 04, 2022
Hilary Duff is a fat bitch who is a complete slut. Have you seen her with condoms in her purse? I don't wanna know who's doing her, but I just hope they don't get fat girl rabies.She's 145 pounds of bad singing. BAD SINGING. Like, my ears bleed. agghhhhh!!!!
little girl: mommy, can you buy me one of these? (looking at condoms)
mom: You've been watching too much Lizzie McGuire.
mom: You've been watching too much Lizzie McGuire.
by Sarah February 19, 2005