Hem

Hem is a bad point of reference. Used in a way to express dissatisfaction, or ultimately "no".

Got hemmed up on some charges. Hem what you think. Hem that shit. You ain't bout to hem me up yo'.

by TerrorKingJakal June 28, 2021

Pre-hem

The condition of waking up the next morning after crushing the jalapeno challenge at your local, loser sports bar only to find that the merciful morning dump has left your delicate brown flower a bit...chapped. In fact it's so painful that you're reasonably sure it's pre-hemorrhoids. And then you google it and thank God it's only jalapenos.

Chad: Sup, bruh why you draggin?
Spencer: Braj, hit the japs hard last night, no cap. Woke up this morning and shat napalm so bad I might be pre-hem.

Chad: Bro...

by Hokken January 22, 2024

Hem hem

When your running a route in football and hit them with the left right shimmy shake

HEM HEM

Ohhh he just got hem hemd

by Hunter2sexy March 13, 2022

Hem Hem

Well performed juke doublemove, usaully in the sport football.

Caught the comeback route hem hem, ohhh shit.

by PerfessorNiggadem November 04, 2021

Hem Hem

Hem Hem means that you have broken someone ankles in football. The term was created by Aj Greene, a college football player/internet personality, when he reviews tapes of cool juke moves in football.

Hem Hem he took his ankles!!!

by JDOG!1! March 03, 2022

Hem Kiran

Hem means gold and Kiran means ray . So a ray of gold … so beautiful so unique …shining bright from afar and lightning the entire world with her beauty .

Hem Kiran is gonna light up your day

by Chanderhasini November 24, 2021

hem and two

real ones know

person1: Whos Hem and Two?
person2: WOAH. Real ones know :(

by hemandtwobitch December 19, 2020