hem

Word used to decribe people of low character.

Ballin Dad: Why do anything for hem.
Wouldn’t listen fob shit so I’m goastin.

Slut Mom: But their chrildren and innocence will be damaged by your language.

Ballin Dad: Ill shoot you 200$ on the 1st monthly, duces!

G: I don’t speak of hem.
g: They broke huh?

by Kaiknowsya October 29, 2018

Hem

To edit a Thread. To specifically edit the thread to make it shorter, to convey the same thought in fewer words.

Oh snap, no one is going to read that Thread, I should hem it.

by Jayzion74 July 6, 2023

Hem

Gold, cold, the stitches on the end of T-shirt.

Q-How’s the new guy joined today?
A- He is so smart and good at catching things. He can be the Hem(Gold) for the boss.

Q- How’s the weather today?
A- It’s cold as Hem.

by Spiral_ape. November 24, 2021

Luke Hemmings

Luke Hemmings is the lead singer of the Australian band 5 Seconds of Summer (commonly referred to as 5SOS)

Woah look at the humongous ass Luke Hemmings has!

by AshtonIriwnRailMeToDeath June 7, 2021

Ducky Hem

when you are.

remember when i ducky hemmed ur mom

omg that’s so ducky hem

brah brah ducky hem

by Ducky4hem June 4, 2022

hem-lock

A fabric-securing device to keep lecherous dudes from peeping up yer skirt.

When Mrs. Hart Berg was taken up in an airplane by Wilbur Wright, she had used a hem-lock ti maintain her modesty --- i.e., she'd tied her skirt with a rope to keep it from "revealingly" billowing during the windy journey. This prompted the hobble-skirt to be invented.

by QuacksO June 9, 2020

Pre-hem

The condition of waking up the next morning after crushing the jalapeno challenge at your local, loser sports bar only to find that the merciful morning dump has left your delicate brown flower a bit...chapped. In fact it's so painful that you're reasonably sure it's pre-hemorrhoids. And then you google it and thank God it's only jalapenos.

Chad: Sup, bruh why you draggin?
Spencer: Braj, hit the japs hard last night, no cap. Woke up this morning and shat napalm so bad I might be pre-hem.

Chad: Bro...

by Hokken January 22, 2024