Hetty

A male who is considered an alpha male, think Conan the Barberian, Hulk Hogan. A true Hetty loves vagina, drinking, and punching things.

Did you see that guy? He loves vagina, meat, and beer. He is a hetty.

by jrm21980 January 6, 2012

hetty

*a horse like person who slags of tea pot hats, managing to be attractive whilst being a animal.

Reiss: Look at her!
Holly: That is one mighty fine hetty!

by Hetty! April 19, 2005

Heffy

an idiot man with no purpose in life but to annoy and confuse all he comes into contact with using words such as "beeeep"

An example would be a guy running around yelling "Saxon=joke account" over and over

by Anonymous December 31, 2003

heffy

A world of warcraft god.

Heffy crits you for lots.

Heffy, yeh that guy is cool..

Death Row 4 Lyf -favourite line-

by J.D Knowsalot December 13, 2008

hefto

A word used instead/aswell of/as loads or alot

You are hefto annoying!

That bike is hefto awesome!

There are hefto loads of guys here!

by coolness-on-stilts October 31, 2005

hetty

This is usually commonly used against our Burberry-loving friends, the typicalchav. Basically, it's when a fourteen-year-old chav thinks he's a pimp because he's had 6 twelve-year-old schoolkids because he can't get any action anywhere else. Instead of the word, 'pimp', we replace it with 'hetty'.

Can also translate into, 'stupid pikey prick'.

Maison: Oi Lee, i got me sum pusseh last nite boyacasha!
Lee: Ah me bredwin ya fuck Kerry from Maccy D's nigga?
Maison: Nah m8 nah, her 4 lil' sistaz man innit! Ai!

by Revenge Of The Black Lettuce August 30, 2005

Hetty

Derived from Hetty Wainthropp, a retired working-class woman who has a knack for jumping to conclusions. A 'Hetty' is finding an obscure, tentative and often completely ridiculous reasoning to an event that has taken place.

Jimmy: Oh no! The whole computer network has gone down and I was on for a high score in bubbles. How has this happened??

Caz: Well I saw Tommy eating a sandwich earlier which we all know he never normally does, he's a wheat crunchies man. He must be responsible for this.

Claus: Oh hello, Caz is doing a Hetty again! The hoe...

by IvorHardie September 23, 2009