lady hedge

Pubic hair as an alternative to lady garden

Christ your lady hedge needs a trim its blocking the old jade gate!

by Major Noshheroff October 14, 2019

happiness hedge

When a fan places a wager against their favorite team in a game or other event. This causes a win/win situation for the fan. Either the fan’s favorite team wins or the fan win their bet.

James: I bet on the Nuggets to lose.

Jake: but aren’t you a fan of the Nuggets?

James: yes, but if they lose, I want to at least get paid.

Jake: ahh, the old happiness hedge

Kyle: true dat

by cupofjuice93 May 23, 2023

Trevor Hedge

Total Douchebag

Don't be such a Trevor Hedge

by Trevor Hedge July 8, 2017

hedge

A verb, meaning to disappear when things start to get interesting, esp. at a party or gathering at which illegal drugs are about to be consumed. It is crucial that the hedger has expressed interest in partaking in drug consumption before disappearing for hedging to have taken place.

B: "Where's A? He said he was really keen to help us eat these drugs"
C: "He hedged, man!"

by brennanmangina July 4, 2017

Cock Hedge

As the name states, when a male individual does not properly maintain a cock bush it eventually evolves into what can be considered a cock hedge.

A hedge is something that is not even acceptable by 80's standards, it cuts off air circulation and does not really provide more cushion for the pushing.

Where it's definitely one way to make the date a memorable experience

That's not a cock bush, It's a cock hedge!!

by Anti English Teacher March 27, 2024

Hedge

Used to describe something that is incredibly cool, awesome, or impressively epic. Inspired by Sonic the Hedgehog, the term conveys speed, style, confidence, and undeniable coolness.
Coined by a linguistic genius who realized Sonic isn’t just fast—he’s hedge. Because being hedge means being on another level.

• “Bro, that move was so hedge!”
• “Did you see her outfit? Totally hedge.”
• “My dad fixed the car with duct tape and confidence. Absolute hedge.”
• “This song is hedge—put it on repeat.”

by Daddy Hedge July 25, 2025

hedge apples

Super tiny balls; a small scrotum.

Our left back has the smallest hedge apples on the pitch.

by MeltdMushroom October 6, 2019