Hedging

When a hedgehog performs edging

A:"Ron's hedgehog is disgusting"
B:"Why so?"
A:"We were watching a movie at his place last night,
when his hedgehog started edging to me!"
B:"Oh, he was just hedging!"

by xXDolan1337Xx April 22, 2024

Over the Hedge

The failure of hedging results in completion.

"My hedge sesh went too far last night and I went over the hedge"

by jelkinboy584 February 24, 2022

happiness hedge

When a fan places a wager against their favorite team in a game or other event. This causes a win/win situation for the fan. Either the fan’s favorite team wins or the fan win their bet.

James: I bet on the Nuggets to lose.

Jake: but aren’t you a fan of the Nuggets?

James: yes, but if they lose, I want to at least get paid.

Jake: ahh, the old happiness hedge

Kyle: true dat

by cupofjuice93 May 23, 2023

lady hedge

Pubic hair as an alternative to lady garden

Christ your lady hedge needs a trim its blocking the old jade gate!

by Major Noshheroff October 14, 2019

hedge apples

Super tiny balls; a small scrotum.

Our left back has the smallest hedge apples on the pitch.

by MeltdMushroom October 6, 2019

hedge fund

Not to be confused with grass money, this term refers to a separate financial account that a homeowner maintains to cover the costs of products/services to keep his shrubbery tidy and healthy.

Burglars tend to target properties with tall/dense shrubbery that they can crouch behind and hide, so you should always keep a healthy hedge fund to ensure that your bushes stay trimmed and transparent.

by QuacksO May 7, 2018

Hedge

Used to describe something that is incredibly cool, awesome, or impressively epic. Inspired by Sonic the Hedgehog, the term conveys speed, style, confidence, and undeniable coolness.
Coined by a linguistic genius who realized Sonic isn’t just fast—he’s hedge. Because being hedge means being on another level.

• “Bro, that move was so hedge!”
• “Did you see her outfit? Totally hedge.”
• “My dad fixed the car with duct tape and confidence. Absolute hedge.”
• “This song is hedge—put it on repeat.”

by Daddy Hedge July 25, 2025