Heath Park Donger 

A select clan of Scottish cretins who are rumoured to be as well endowed as an overgrown weavel. Said clan sit around in the suburbs of Glasgow drinking moonshine and playing a homosexual game called ball-tig.

Also defined as Scottish males who have overinflated opinions of their midgets thumb.

Q: "Barry, fancy a game of ball-tig with me and the rest of the Heath Park Donger's?"

A: "Alreet there lad, aye, show us yer swingers"

Heath Park Donger by windmill June 17, 2009

Heath Hussar 

a yeehaw crackhead who's a broke bitch bc he don't really do much but we still luv him anyway <3

profession: viner (rip) / youtuber / david's vlog™️ cast member

most known for:

- being half of the iconic zane & heath duo
- his cigarette addiction
- drinking his own piss for a vlog bit
- being such a dad
- his overall yeehawness

(convo about zane hijazi and heath hussar)

"I miss coffee talk with zane and heath....."
"so do I, but it hasn't been the same since big red's been gone"
"omfg I miss big red sm...ugh"
"rip vine, big red, and coffee talk; thou will be missed"

Heath Hussar by lil coffee bean August 8, 2018

Heath Ledger as the Joker 

Going down on a girl while she is on her period, the blood on the face of the man (or woman) giving head gives the appearance of the make-up on Heath Ledger's face when he played the Joker in "The Dark Knight."

Also known as "Earning your Redwings," is the same as "Heath Ledger as the Joker."

Heath Ledger as the Joker by bobbybagpiper July 9, 2010

heath it

Where someone, whether purposely or accidentally takes too many sleeping pills and doesn't wake up.

too soon?

heath it:

Hey man, did you hear about that new guy at work, I think he's in critical condition.

Nah man, he died from too many pills... that guy totally heathed it!

heath it by Jordan P March 18, 2008

Heath Ledger surprise 

A cocktail comprising of 3 or more prescription drugs, frequently used as an alternative to rohypnol, though in extreme cases has been know to result in an hero.

Two men in a club/bar:

"She's been playing hard to get all night."
"Yes but not for much longer - I just gave her a Heath Ledger surprise"

Heath Ledger surprise by wank42 February 10, 2008

Heath Ledger 

A complete Joker.

Would you ever stop clowning around. You're such a Heath Ledger

Heath Ledger by Texas Tud February 22, 2011

Heath Evans

Fullback for the Seattle Seahawks who needs to learn how to hold onto the football inside the 1-yard line.

"They hand it off to Heath Evans, and oooh, he fumbles on the half-yard line and the Seahawks turn it over!"

Heath Evans by Tardy McTard July 23, 2004