Short guy who gets touched and intimately stroked by a group of 4 super cool people who are way better than him!!
by Sigma guy of the lands between March 5, 2025
Get the Nicolaas (Self) Harmmug. A failed 2011 slogan created for Marie Stopes International by comedy music band The Midnight Beast, promoted with a catchy music video. 'One up the bum and it's no harm done, one up the bum and you won't be a mum."
Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.
Enjoy your AIDS.
Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.
Enjoy your AIDS.
"One up the fanny and your mum's a granny" so instead you try kinky bum sex, hoping to avoid pregnancy?
The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?
The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?
by bitchuck September 5, 2024
Get the one up the bum, no harm donemug. A harm is typically a very meek, cowardly, non-physical person. A harm would rather run from an insult than defend his or her honor. A perfect use of 'harm' would be to say to someone, "You're a harm"
Did you see Joshua run and hide when somebody called out his mother for somethin'? What a harm, that Joshua.
by Iain'tnopunk August 14, 2022
Get the Harmmug. Jan harms is epic and cool gamer that gets all the girls (and boys) and is very hot and sexy and fuckable and also has a wife named Shay Harms, Shay Harms and Jan Harms got married on May 5th 2021.
Jan Harms is 6'0 and is 14 (fuckinf giant)
He has a dog named Willow, women mostly like him because of his dog.
Jan Harms hates China, Germany best country.
Jan Harms hates pugs.
Jan Harms is 6'0 and is 14 (fuckinf giant)
He has a dog named Willow, women mostly like him because of his dog.
Jan Harms hates China, Germany best country.
Jan Harms hates pugs.
by choccy milk 69 November 24, 2021
Get the Jan Harmsmug. A gay, slow person. Usually having a relationship with a "Nick".
Has no talents at all, exept for mediocre skill at old Nintendo games.
Watches to much.
Has no talents at all, exept for mediocre skill at old Nintendo games.
Watches to much.
Dude: "Steve stop watching porn and playing Nintendo games, you're becomming a Harm!"
Steve "Oh shit Dude! You're right, I'll go to rehab right away!"
Steve "Oh shit Dude! You're right, I'll go to rehab right away!"
by Voldemorts nose October 4, 2013
Get the Harmmug. I partake in self-harm.
by Masking tape roll January 19, 2025
Get the Self-harmmug. by OFG Harmful February 26, 2022
Get the OFG Harmfulmug.