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Jan Harms

Jan harms is epic and cool gamer that gets all the girls (and boys) and is very hot and sexy and fuckable and also has a wife named Shay Harms, Shay Harms and Jan Harms got married on May 5th 2021.
Jan Harms is 6'0 and is 14 (fuckinf giant)

He has a dog named Willow, women mostly like him because of his dog.
Jan Harms hates China, Germany best country.
Jan Harms hates pugs.
Woman 1: is that Jan Harms??
Woman 2: omg its Jan Harms!!
Woman 3: hwes swo hawt >w<
by choccy milk 69 November 24, 2021
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The harm

I mean, the harm is obviously the potential for parents who don't want their kids to be trans or who don't believe that "trans" is a thing their child can be... having their kids taken away by the state.
Hym "That's the harm. Not to mention the side effects of the treatment. You hear the new Jordan Peterson trans rhetoric? Girl's can't be trans! It's a men's issue. They don't care about the little boys doing it. They need to keep that fresh pussy pure for their incest breeding cult."
by Hym Iam March 1, 2024
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Nicolaas (Self) Harm

Short guy who gets touched and intimately stroked by a group of 4 super cool people who are way better than him!!
"I just touched Nicolaas (Self) Harm, it was so good!!"
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harm

the kinda guy who is extremely charasmatic handsome and dangeriously funny guy he makes the best boyfriend he loves all music exept edm and he will put his life on the line for anyone he is extremely forgiving but never take advantage of that cause he is not a walk over he is extremely energetic he partys like no tomorrow and no today his best friends is normally a dominic he loves a chat and never likes to see someone down about anything and will try to make you feel better about it hes extremely self confident not egotistical hes super cool with anyone unless you annoy him to no return he has the biggest heart and there is always more room for people in his heart he never lets anyone feel left out and he acts like a giant beam of confidence that rubs onto other people he normally tells the truth unless he absolutely has to lie to protect someone else unless its to his best friend dominic he genrally has a very big pp and he is super sexy and all the girls want him but there will only be one girl for him
samatha-damn i wish i was with harm hes so cool and nice and just awwww so dreamy

tiarne- ehh nah been there done that

dominic-damn i would smash if he and i were gay but like hes my brother from another mother
by peepeepoopoo.1 February 25, 2021
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prankless harm

A type of prank that usually causes either physical injury, psychological harm, or both. A prankless harm can be done intentionally, but it is also possible for it to be done unintentionally.
Person 1: Yoo, I pranked Jeremy so good yesterday! I told him that I put goat sperm instead of half & half in his coffee and he totally bought it!
Person 2: Dude, that's fucked up, you probably made him paranoid for life. Talk about a prankless harm there.
by Phyzics Sanctuary December 28, 2024
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no harm no fouls

the thing my dad said to me before leaving me at a bar
dad no harm no fouls right son
me dad no pls
car speeds off into the distance
by cockmaster45 October 7, 2022
mugGet the no harm no foulsmug.

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