Orion Hansen

Orion Hansen is the best person you will meet because He has a gigantic cock and very good abs

Orion Hansen is fucking hot

by anthouses May 13, 2022

The Joel Hansen

Coke, a handful of pineapple and a shot of rye

Aka an awesome drink created by Alex Turner and Joel Hansen

Dude im making Joel Hansens tonight!
The Joel Hansen is an awesome drink

by rather_dashing January 17, 2011

Ingrid Hansen

The softest bitch in the world.

Man. . . I thought you were a badass, but you're just Ingrid Hansen.

by Taco Flores November 12, 2019

Jack Hansen

Really tall guy who gets into drama 24/7. Hold onto your retention fee, because you'll need a lawyer after he's done with you. I loved his Spanish class.

Boy that Jack Hansen fellow sure is litigious (unreasonably prone to go to law to settle disputes.
"our increasingly litigious society").

by Chillbloney February 15, 2023

nicolas hansen

A square.

nicolas hansen, can you dig it?

by Serinah January 24, 2017

Dirty Evan Hansen

When you cause a guy tu kill himself so you can sleep with his sister and become part of his family, all while pretending you were his best friend.

I don't like Isaac but his sister is hot. Maybe I could pull off a Dirty Evan Hansen.

by YaleGangFarfieldChode69 July 14, 2020

cheyenne hansen

The act of two hobos having anal penetration within a cardboard box.

Hey i just saw the homeless guys Bob and Moe having themselves a Cheyenne Hansen behind the bar. I think I'll puke now.

by Cheyenne Hansen November 15, 2016