Hancocked

To be conned, swindled, screwed over, lied to etc.

Named for the former UK Health Secretary, who engaged in multiple extremely shady backdoor deals—not just the one he was ousted for.
“I thought this bitcoin investment scheme I saw on insta was legit, but I lost seven grand. I got properly Hancocked!”
by A passer-by said June 27, 2021
Get the Hancocked mug.

Hancocked

When a person gets caught cheating on camera.
Matt Hancock got caught on CCTV snogging his aide, he was hancocked
by Smokysmoldoll July 27, 2021
Get the Hancocked mug.

Hancocked

When you get caught cheating in the most embarrassing way like Matt Hancock did.
Matt Hancock got Hancocked when the sun published a video of him with his mistress
by Smokysmoldoll August 12, 2021
Get the Hancocked mug.

Hancocked

When another man takes your pistol out of your holster and slaps you with it.
B1tch, you just got Hancocked.
by RE1776 July 09, 2022
Get the Hancocked mug.

Hancocked

A person or thing completely inept at their job
"England matt hancocked their performance against germany"

"Oh my god I have absolutely hancocked my tea"

"I didnt order enough PPE I'm such a matt hancock"

"Kids stop doing that before you completely matt hancock it"

"I've just done a proper matt hancock at work"

"This new watch I've just bought is matt hancocked"
by King Quarmby June 28, 2021
Get the Hancocked mug.

Herby Hancock

When you sign your name while high. The h is silent. Not to be confused with legendary keyboardist Herbie Hancock.
That's a herby hancock you got there, I can barely read it.
by TopRightCorner October 02, 2017
Get the Herby Hancock mug.

joseph hancock

Joseph Hancock <3
the best person ever

so cute and lovable

will brighten your day

biggest penis on earth
person 1. ‘yo is that joseph hancock’

person2. ‘yeah he has a big cock and is super cool!’
by tylaj November 25, 2021
Get the joseph hancock mug.