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Hancock

To have a romp with an aide who was appointed to keep you on your toes. Derived from the UK Health Minister's cctv incident in June 2021.
Husband: I have to go into the office tomorrow, we have a meeting which cannot be held over Zoom.
Wife: I hope you're not doing a Hancock behind my back.
by generalokra June 26, 2021
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Hancocked

To be conned, swindled, screwed over, lied to etc.

Named for the former UK Health Secretary, who engaged in multiple extremely shady backdoor deals—not just the one he was ousted for.
“I thought this bitcoin investment scheme I saw on insta was legit, but I lost seven grand. I got properly Hancocked!”
by A passer-by said June 27, 2021
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Hancock

Rubbing a males genitalia side to side on a woman while stood up and grabbing her bum with one hand and pulling her in to feel it.
Look at him doing a Hancock on her.
by Weazyd June 27, 2021
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Hancocked

A person or thing completely inept at their job
"England matt hancocked their performance against germany"

"Oh my god I have absolutely hancocked my tea"

"I didnt order enough PPE I'm such a matt hancock"

"Kids stop doing that before you completely matt hancock it"

"I've just done a proper matt hancock at work"

"This new watch I've just bought is matt hancocked"
by King Quarmby June 28, 2021
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The act of filming a cheating spouse having some kind of intimacy with his/her/it lover.
"You were hanckoded last night with that video on facebook!"
"I saw someone hancocking you on that balcony..."
"I'm trying to hancock Johny over there. Her wife Brenda won't like it..."
by MaiaMan June 28, 2021
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Hancocking

The process of taking white characters, roles and stories and replacing them with people of different colors or ethnicity to satisfy the demands of woke culture regardless of how stupid or out of place it is

The word derives from the musical Hancock where the characters of Americas founding fathers are played by African Americans with rhythm, style, talent and excellent dance moves but has no foundation in actual fact
I saw a elf and a dwarf in the new Lord Of The Rings show, Rings Of Power, that weren't white as explicitly prescribed by Tolkien, as someone who's read all of the books I thought it was dumb and out of place . I knew right then the shows creators were Hancocking
by ZIM001 October 2, 2022
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To hide wetting your self by shiting your pants.
The Government did a Hancock.
by Tories united December 14, 2021
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