hamster 

that one animal you thundercunt at the wall after dying in a game

my mate jack absolutely obliterated his hamster after losing 27 times in rainbow 6

hamster by retartar232 December 30, 2023

Hamster 

A cordless device, like a computer mouse, that connects wirelessly to your computer to navigate your cursor. Called this because, like a regular mouse, a computer mouse has a “tail” (wire), while a hamster does not.

“I just got a new hamster on Amazon for my work from home setup.”

Hamster by Oeedme March 1, 2024

hamster 

A short gay woman. Usually who may be physically strong and can be dominating but doesn't seem like it during first impressions.

A short gay woman. Usually who may be physically strong and can be dominating but doesn't seem like it during first impressions.

I got with a hamster last night. My back is still sore since this morning."
"Bro what'd she do to you?"
"Pushed me against a wall."

hamster by maskofsanity June 2, 2024

hamster 

A suggested renaming for a "wireless mouse," playing on the idea that it scurries around like a hamster, navigating through a digital landscape without a physical connection.

Ever since I got my new hamster, I can work from anywhere without worrying about tangled wires!

hamster by Emotional Cruiser August 13, 2025

Hamster Hand Drunk 

When you get so intoxicated your free hand's posture turns into a position reminiscent of a standing hamster. Elbow at 90 degrees, limp wrist, and curled fingers.

"Todd's going fishing today and is taking two cases of Coors Light. He'll be Hamster Hand Drunk by noon."

Hamster Hand Drunk by msand419 October 20, 2012

hamster vagina 

When you're naked and playing with your hamster or other small rodent and it decides, against your permission, to crawl inside of your vagina and not come out until forced. Sometimes, it will have a sexy adventure.

Oh no!!! My hamster is inside of my vagina!!! I think I have hamster vagina! Help!

hamster vagina by Rad E April 7, 2016

Hamster Tits 

A word created by Bailey Jay on her podcast. Hamster tits are where a person has a wide torso and small tits. Think about what you would get if you put a hamster in a bikini or a bra.

Best current example is:
Rachel Ray

Rachel Ray has Hamster Tits.

Hamster Tits by Enickols12 September 29, 2011