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Hamster

Evan Lerner
"I am Evan Lerner and im a hamster duh"
by EvanLerner123 December 1, 2023
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Hamster

A cordless device, like a computer mouse, that connects wirelessly to your computer to navigate your cursor. Called this because, like a regular mouse, a computer mouse has a “tail” (wire), while a hamster does not.
I just got a new hamster on Amazon for my work from home setup.”
by Oeedme March 1, 2024
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A short gay woman. Usually who may be physically strong and can be dominating but doesn't seem like it during first impressions.
A short gay woman. Usually who may be physically strong and can be dominating but doesn't seem like it during first impressions.

I got with a hamster last night. My back is still sore since this morning."
"Bro what'd she do to you?"
"Pushed me against a wall."
by maskofsanity June 2, 2024
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A suggested renaming for a "wireless mouse," playing on the idea that it scurries around like a hamster, navigating through a digital landscape without a physical connection.
Ever since I got my new hamster, I can work from anywhere without worrying about tangled wires!
by Emotional Cruiser August 13, 2025
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Hamster Hand Drunk

When you get so intoxicated your free hand's posture turns into a position reminiscent of a standing hamster. Elbow at 90 degrees, limp wrist, and curled fingers.
"Todd's going fishing today and is taking two cases of Coors Light. He'll be Hamster Hand Drunk by noon."
by msand419 October 20, 2012
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hamster vagina

When you're naked and playing with your hamster or other small rodent and it decides, against your permission, to crawl inside of your vagina and not come out until forced. Sometimes, it will have a sexy adventure.
Oh no!!! My hamster is inside of my vagina!!! I think I have hamster vagina! Help!
by Rad E April 7, 2016
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Hamster Tits

A word created by Bailey Jay on her podcast. Hamster tits are where a person has a wide torso and small tits. Think about what you would get if you put a hamster in a bikini or a bra.

Best current example is:
Rachel Ray
by Enickols12 September 29, 2011
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