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Dirty Hampton

When you have the best dick and are so insanely sexy girls just throw them selves at you begging for that cock. Creating a nymphomaniac
Damn look at him, he's a dirty Hampton
by Evalan Harrell April 5, 2020
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Jude Hampton

Jude Hampton is a very very chad like male. He hits the griddy like its nobody's business. Jude also licks cracks like he smoke that loud pack. Jude is a spicy lover of all his discord kittens, he moderates discord and reddit, a man of true culture. Jude is Cheif Keefs personal foot masoos. He attends to all his foot related issues. Jude isnt afraid to get down and dirty, he will lube himself up and roll around in a vatt of semen just to see you pop a titty. If by now you dont want him, you may be diagnosed with severe retardation. Jude and his wopping five centimetres will be ready to dick you down at any chance he gets.
Wow, Jude Hampton is so cool!!!
by Hindenburgman March 29, 2022
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hamstand

lifting a pig up by it's front legs (trotters) and making it walk on it's back legs.
Performed better when drunk.
Duuuude!!1!11 that pig's totally doing a hamstand
by gubzy and squeek January 28, 2008
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hampus

Sexy ass motherfucker with a huge cock and is a monster in bed. He got them sexy Eyes and a really ripped body.
Omg there's Hampus with that big dick!!!
by biggassdick123456789 December 12, 2016
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Floor Hamper

The act of using your floor as a laundry hamper. In other words, just throwing your clothes on the floor.
Mom: Pick up your clothes!

Kid: It's okay mom, there on the floor hamper!
by TacoInUrHat July 6, 2011
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Laundry hamper

To place a girl in a laundry hamper with her legs sticking out and proceeding to eat her out while in the laundry hamper
get ready for the tastiest laundry hamper of ur life
by Foorat41 January 27, 2018
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colebrook new hampshire

A small town in northern New Hampshire full of idiots who think they are lawyers.
Fuck I have court next week and I need a Lawyer! Good thing I know some trailer park trash in Colebrook New Hampshire next to the dairy farm!
by HOLYBIGBILL November 6, 2017
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