1. (noun) The one pubic hair that sticks to your tongue as you are going down on your partner,, that you just cant get off of there.
2. (adj) The act of licking a girls unshaved pussy, wanting to get her pubic hair in your mouth, and stuck on your tongue.
2. (adj) The act of licking a girls unshaved pussy, wanting to get her pubic hair in your mouth, and stuck on your tongue.
1. Dude! That girl's pussy was smooth as silk! I have no clue how I got the Hairtongue! Still do!
2. Man,, that chick has one sexy ass shrub down there! I'm gonna Hairtongue the Hell out of that thing!
2. Man,, that chick has one sexy ass shrub down there! I'm gonna Hairtongue the Hell out of that thing!
by seanyB September 5, 2010
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Jon: Aw shit, Dan just hairtopped me again.
Dan: Haha you dumb motherfucker!
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I was going down on my girl while I had severe allergies. She suggested a Haitian Handkerchief for efficiency.
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Jared committed a Haidt crime during a conversation with Ben by excessive gesticulation while holding a copy of "The Righteous Mind" and repeatedly referring to the six facets of morality. He also referred to Hume at least three times more than is considered reasonable in a half-hour period and uttered disconcerting words-sounds like "Hive-Switch."
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