The smartest person you know, he’s not afraid to tell you how tony you are and how stupid you really are. Even though he is intelligent he doesn’t care about his grades and half asses every test he sees, although he’s a asshole he dose care about people but won’t show it.
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A person who does stupid things and uses the excuse that he has "gangbesvær". He has be at his "homies" house every Saturday because he is a lonely boi. :(
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