Hag Beef

When the lips,and clitoris of one's Vagina become so distended and floppy that it instantly brings to mind what one would think a Hag's

Meat funnel would look like.

"No way don't do it man,I've seen her naked.Her pussy is totally Hag Beef."
"Ugh,I was watching this porn,every chick in it was rocking some major Hag Beef."
"I'm down for some Hag Beef sandwiches."

by Solomon's Grave November 10, 2013

Hag Doll

An obviously aged woman who dresses age inappropriately, wears too much makeup, but still has some level of sex appeal.

She looks like Barbies great grandmother , what a hag doll. She must shop at Forever 49.

by Emogenome February 15, 2019

hag pods

old lady boobies

Dang, those are some straight up hag pods!

by FlowahPowah October 15, 2019

Hag Hair

Tussled hair following sexual activity, that typically goes unnoticed during the activity, but seems more obvious afterwards.

Linda: I totally want you. Please take me!
Ace: You got it babe.

<sometime later>

Ace: Wow! Linda that was awesome, but you have some serious hag hair brewing.
Linda: Well, if I do, I suppose I have you to thank.

by The Jungle Prophet October 15, 2023

Hag Stag

Man who hangs out with unattractive women so he can hit on her friends at parties.

I'm going to the club hag stag with my friend Connie.

by magicant July 15, 2005

hag beast

Describes a very unnatractive lesbian

Person A: "Wow, look at her."
Person B: "I know, she's a hag beast!"

by HQBOTU June 10, 2005

Hag Do

A combined hen and stag party

I had a wickedace time at Emma and Dustin's Hag Do...

by hopengory July 23, 2011