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Malignant humor

A joke/meme that's so bad it will kill you.
This minion meme is pure soccer mom malignant humor.
by Wspycrs January 6, 2019
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Hugor

To seem godlike, the ability to leave someone in awe and adoration, Being larger then life
Holy Jumping Jalopies!!! Im going to need a second to catch my breath.Did you see that guy he left me with a Hugor presence as if Zeus himself came down from Mount Olympus and graced us with his company
by Namor Hugo June 20, 2008
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zoomer humor

Any humor that zoomers enjoy. Usually annoying and unfunny.
Alex is the epitome of zoomer humor.
by Moose42 March 29, 2020
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Humor

Adjective used to describe a funny or humorous entity. Commonly used as a substitute for "funny" in Southern California.
Person #1: Bro, did u see Gary fall off of the roof at the party last night?

Person #2: Ya, that shit was humor as fuck.
by The Humor Sheep April 22, 2017
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dark humor

Humor that is viewed as dark, morbid, cruel, offensive to some, and or graphic in nature and is yet, still found funny.

Dark humor is my kind of humor, personally. It submerges into unpleasant endeavors and emerges with a funny story found humorous to the masses.

Verbally describing a horrible incident in graphic, long winded detail can be found funny in itself. Or describing something that is seen as disgusting to most could be funny as well.

One comic known for such a thing as dark humor would be famous Bill Hicks who passed away from pancreatic cancer in 1994. Over half of his jokes and satiric descriptions could be taken as dark humor, and some of the funniest and most quoted jokes of all time.

Another would be George Carlin, the master of satiric rants.
A man kneels tremulously to the asphalt in the middle of a bridge connecting two major interstates to each other. He breathes slowly and his mind races vigorously as his heart began to beat with anxiety. He raises the handgun to the right side of his temple as dozens of bystanders gasp in horror. He hesitates, thinking of that morsel of a possibility that perhaps the angle of the gun relevant to his skull would not be the exact mathematical trick of successfully firing the bullet in the effective trajectory to demolish his brain in the correct matter in order to achieve death as quickly as possible. If these aspects were not met then he could end up being a half head having freak, or a vegetable for that matter. After repositioning the .45 caliber semi automatic handgun to the inside of his mouth he comes to the same shaky conclusion that it still might not work. He fidgets the end of the gun awkwardly to point at the top of his scalp. Again, the same conclusion. Finally he screams out, "I just can't do this!" and throws the gun to the asphalt haphazardly, not thinking of the possibility of the gun going off once it hit the ground like the cliché one would see in a movie. The gun unfortunately does and the bullet strikes him in the foot, penetrating through his toes and out the other side through his boot. He yelps like a puppy and falls to the road, cradling his foot in pain. "This just isn't my day."
(If you found that funny, you can consider it dark humor.)
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a women offers her virginity to be taken and he accepts
"She offered her honor, he honored her offer..and all night long it was honor, offer, honor, offer.
by busybusybusybusy May 24, 2009
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Medal of Honor

*The Congressional Medal of Honor is the US's highest decoration for military personnel. To achieve the Medal of Honor, you pretty much have to display absolute fearlessness & bravery, heroism, and superhuman capability against an enemy of the United States. The MoH has only been achieved by very few, but there will be more in the future.....however, to achieve the Medal of Honor, you have to display the traits that have just been described, and perhaps even more traits and capabilities.
The Medal of Honor is a commendation higher than the Distinguished Service Cross (see DSC).

*A WWII-genre videogame series, spanning different consoles & storylines, created by Steven Spielberg!
"To achieve the Medal of Honor would be an act of God."
-me

"Medal of Honor is a kick-ass game. Call of Duty kicks ass too. ^-^ What both have in common is that they're educational. ^_^ "
-me
by Dave June 29, 2004
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