how do i get a girlfriend

A question asked a lot by teenagers that can't even take care of a hamster

guy 1: Hey man how do i get a girlfriend?

guy 2: I dunno man, talk to girls???

guy 1: I just don't know how to talk to girls, I even searched for advice on urbandictionary.com!

guy 2: bitch are you retarded

guy 1: wait... bizarre from D12!!!

bizarre from D12: suoper amn video i was in the back

by valentelserhumano November 1, 2022

How Do You Understand Women

You cant.

(dude 1); Bro my girl is soo confusing.
(dude 2); That's not gonna change homie.
(dude 1); How Do You Understand Women???
(dude 2); You cant.

by TheSemiWiseChild February 16, 2022

How do stereotypes limit people?

People who are set to standards set by society, they feel obliged to meet the required / preferred standard

All Asians are smart is a bad example of a stereotype, (How do stereotypes limit people?)

by anon23213213 December 6, 2020

how do you describe wall

you don't its fiscally impossible to describe a wall

person 1: hey how do you describe wall person 2: I don't know it's a wall

by adriel is best March 23, 2021

How you do that?

When someone does some crazy shit and you just like

Joey; *draws Mona Lisa with some crayons*
Boing boing man; “AYO how you do that?”
Joey; “get good buddy”
Boing boing man (angry); “damn didn’t know that this was a boing boing situation ig”
Joey; “huh”
Boing boing man; “boing boing”

by Edgar ShufflePoop January 13, 2025

how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.

that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..

by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025

how do you do that

masquence asked me this
fucking masquencegger

masquence: "how do you do that"
hunter: not telling you
masquence: im gay btw
hunter: ik

by htunteunrunetunererr October 12, 2025