homiesexual

having big time bro feelings for your homies

paul: your a homiesexual
joe: no u sir

by d0ct0r p3n15 October 25, 2019

Homiesexual

Not gay but you would suck a homies dick.

Guy1. Yo dawg can I suck on your meat.
Guy2. Yeah your my homie, shouldn't even have to ask.
Guy1. Thanks, Damn!
Guy2. What?
Guy1. Your dick is bigger than last time.
Guy2. Yeah, I know, I drank a lot of apple juice, it helps and can make your penis bigger.
Guy1. Wow seems like it helped quite a bit.

Guy2. Yeah, Imma be honest you lookin phat as hell today damn u thick.(proceeds to spank Guy1.)
Guy1. Thanks them squats do be making my ass phat.
Guy2. I love being homiesexual.

by kevklapp July 22, 2020

The Homiesexuals

The Homiesexuals are a group of friends that are the G.O.A.T they there for each other no matter what and they’re not gay they are just Homiesexual

Bro you hear about the Homiesexuals they so goated

by shanfha September 22, 2021

homiesexual

homiesexual is when you are attracted to your homie but without socks and very much homo

bro i think mikey homiesexual because he keeps on kissing me goodnight without socks

by marklikessharks December 10, 2023

Homiesexual

When the bro at the bar acts like your homie, buys you some beers, has a good convo; but then at the end of the night tries to wine and dine ya before cumming in the back door.

Henry's walking weird this morning... Must've ran into a homiesexual

by bilbobaghins November 30, 2021

Homiesexual

That one friend in the group called. Acts very sus around homies.

No Dan, leave his ass alone, you cant touch him like that. Stop being Homiesexual.

by Marcos Cuevas February 3, 2022

homiesexual

the dumbest thing ever that isnt real

guy 1: im homiesexual
guy 2: actually just stfu thats so annoying

by sammyhamham January 21, 2022