Merely teaches an insanely-boring "set of lies agreed upon", and proffers info that's usually of absolutely no use whatsoever in the later lives or employment-opportunities of the needlessly-suffering students.
About the only times when any of da stuff learned in history class would ever come in handy in one's adult life would be in archaeology work, in trivia shows like "Jeopardy!", or if you were composing "goof" submissions for television/movie content dat involved past events. I mean, was there even ONE SINGLE TIME in your life since class when you hadda know any Revolutionary history, or recall who William Leidesdorff or Amadeo Giannini were in relation to the founding of San Francisco???
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Jake: hey dude wanna play some battlefield v or wanna watch the kings man.
Daniel: sure dude I’m in.
History nerd: umm actually those are historically inaccurate so please try something that is historically accurate.
Jake: hey history nerd stfu or we will shove those $1 glasses up your ass and make the paramedics come for you with a black eye.
Daniel: sure dude I’m in.
History nerd: umm actually those are historically inaccurate so please try something that is historically accurate.
Jake: hey history nerd stfu or we will shove those $1 glasses up your ass and make the paramedics come for you with a black eye.
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A subject for those who wanted to go to university but had no i terest in studying anything worthwhile.
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Get the History Angel mug.History dick is the embarrassing ailment you get when you hook up with someone you’ve got too much history with. Similar to whiskey dick though not as easily explainable, you’re penis simply refuses to accept your ( alienated and likely crying) partner as anything other than platernal and remains stoically placid despite things getting real, and ignoring any yelling in bathrooms you may throw at it.
“ Man, I hooked up with Ladyface last night”
“ Oh shit, you two been friends forever, was it weird? Was it peculiar?”
“ Yeah man, got a bad case of the history dick, my weenus packed up and left me standing there naked with a flaccid mole rat between my legs.”
“ Oh shit, you two been friends forever, was it weird? Was it peculiar?”
“ Yeah man, got a bad case of the history dick, my weenus packed up and left me standing there naked with a flaccid mole rat between my legs.”
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Sacha: I'm a History Student because I want to get Rudy Guilani to take his winky out on TV
Sacha: I'm a History Student because I want to get Rudy Guilani to take his winky out on TV
by Chonk Jooper Jarke August 27, 2021
Get the History Student mug.usually used to described retards within a community based on historical discussion, this mainly includes those whom consistently post history memes, such as wehrmachts marching, with some text added above, for an example; "me and the boys on our way to paris.", in general, extremely unfunny material.
history memers seem to think that they are cool, yet it is quite the opposite, they are just losers whom have a massive network of gifs taking up 20 terabytes in their downloads folder.
a man going by the name of "Civollow", has described history memers as fat creatures with pimpled faces, round glasses and extremely large teeth.
history memers seem to think that they are cool, yet it is quite the opposite, they are just losers whom have a massive network of gifs taking up 20 terabytes in their downloads folder.
a man going by the name of "Civollow", has described history memers as fat creatures with pimpled faces, round glasses and extremely large teeth.
some dude: fuck off history memer.
history memer: hahaha funny germany take poland go vroom boom kashoom
some dude: shut the fuck up.
history memer: romans when the carthage *insert giga chad*
some dude: ah fuck this guy.
discrod mod: *history memer was banned* reason: retarded history memer
history memer: hahaha funny germany take poland go vroom boom kashoom
some dude: shut the fuck up.
history memer: romans when the carthage *insert giga chad*
some dude: ah fuck this guy.
discrod mod: *history memer was banned* reason: retarded history memer
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