One who is adept at performing an action, usually piloting an automobile, one handed, while the other hand is engaged in an altogether unrelated activity, most frequently something rude or illegal.
Me: Shit Lisa, how can you smoke all that draw while driving a Chevy Tahoe?
Lisa: Duh, cos I'm the one hando commando.
Lisa: Duh, cos I'm the one hando commando.
by milkatraz October 26, 2004
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Person 1: You ready? Gonna put the tarp down.
Person 2: What do we need a tarp for?
Person 1: the henderson, now put these anal beads in
Person 2: What do we need a tarp for?
Person 1: the henderson, now put these anal beads in
by almosttooboss June 10, 2011
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Hendecavisible birthdays are "special" birthdays in which your age is evenly divisible by 11. Typically celebrated only by eccentrics.
by Steebu! August 10, 2006
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Generally used when attempting to refer to the fact without directly stating it. Mostly used by people who don't feel secure in their use of the plant, and want to keep it on the down-low.
Generally used when attempting to refer to the fact without directly stating it. Mostly used by people who don't feel secure in their use of the plant, and want to keep it on the down-low.
Tim's Father: Well, you know, I caught Tim smoking some marijuana the other day. It's been ages since I did it.
Bill's Father: I gotta admit, I was quite the botanical hedonist back in the day...
Tim's Father: Huh?
Bill's Father: I gotta admit, I was quite the botanical hedonist back in the day...
Tim's Father: Huh?
by doktorfunk October 5, 2005
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by pseudowoodo208 August 22, 2011
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Friend 1: "Wow look at those two turbos in that Subaru!"
Friend 2: "Those are hella horns, not turbos, you moron! Wow man..."
Friend 3: "Wow man, you just got Henderson'd!"
Friend 2: "Those are hella horns, not turbos, you moron! Wow man..."
Friend 3: "Wow man, you just got Henderson'd!"
by Ghalby February 14, 2017
Get the Henderson mug.During the exchange between male and female. A willing female plants herself on all fours, while in the position of doggystyle. A male is giving a 110%, right before ejactulation, he will lovingly spit on the female's backside. Once finished the female will turnaround, and to her surprise recieves quick and abrupt shot to the eye with the special sauce.
by L. Keen September 21, 2003
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