hank schrader

A decent guy who isn't as smart as his brother in law. Eventually he gets on the wrong side of "the danger." It's a sad story.

Marie Schrader: You're ordering a new rock?
Hank Schrader: I'm *bidding* on a new *mineral.*

by Lars Norsk May 27, 2015

Harte-Hanks

A building of broken dreams coated with the tears of desperation.

Conselor : Do you have any dreams of hopes in your future?

Client : N0 , I worked for harte-hanks...

by John Jacob Jingelheimer Schmit August 1, 2011

Hank Scorpio

The coolest guest character to ever appear on the Simpsons. Appeared in the episode "You only move twice." Voiced by Albert Brooks.

Hank - But, Homer, on your way out, if you wanna kill somebody, it would help a lot.

by BM December 8, 2004

Hank You

Sometimes mistaken for "Thank You" this nicety is very similar in meaning and context. Pronounced hayn · k · yooh. Despite it's trace back to the beloved and well known actor Tom Hanks, who is the epitome of kindness, it is becoming a staple response to acts of kindness among movie buffs worldwide.

Hank you very much.

by Thundroke March 1, 2018

Hank Hill

Star of t.v. show on Fox "King of the Hill" Father of Bobby Hill, husband of Peggy Hill, son of Cotton Hill.

Hank Hill: I sell propane and propane accessories

by Josh August 13, 2004

dirty hank

When you wipe your ass with a bare hand and then shake hands with someone

That douche bag at work is getting a dirty hank tomorrow

by Tikity December 1, 2017

Hank Green

Hank is a legendary animal from European folklore that resembles a white horse with a large, pointed, spiraling horn projecting from its forehead, and sometimes a goat's beard and cloven hooves.

Who the eff is Hank Green?

by Nerdfighter Roes November 14, 2012