Alabama grease gun race

At the end of Alabama family reunion, all the males form a circle jerk and ejaculate into a single cup. The cup is then emptied into a grease gun, and the youngest male is then to artificially inseminate the oldest female, therefore initiating him into the family tradition.

The winner of the race is the male who's sperm impregnated the female, therefore concluding the Alabama grease gun race.

"Congratulations cletus on winning the Alabama grease gun race."

by Alabamian Freedom fighter July 29, 2021

Pre-baggin Grease

Grease, obtained from the fat under a walrus' scrotum.
Used commonly when Baggin.

I'm gonna go buy some pre-baggin grease for tomorow.

Put the pre-baggin grease on it.

by Walrus hunter August 5, 2012

Grease Ring

The greasy, shiny residue left around the anus after having anal intercourse consisting of lubricant, sperm and feces.

Marty loves to have anal intercourse with his girlfriend Sonya. When he is done, he always spreads her cheeks and admires her fresh Grease Ring.

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

Grease gun

The M3 Submachine gun. A cheap .45 caliber gun designed in WWII to replace the Thompson submachine gun. Since then, it has been used by the US all the way up to Desert Storm.

When the squad was surrounded, sargent mowed down the krauts with his grease gun.

by Jacob Stevens January 9, 2009

Stripper Booty Grease

(noun) Substance that causes dollar bills to soften and become uncrispy. Usually transferred through direct contact with a stripper.

"Damn dude these bills feel new!"
"Fresh from the bank! No stripper booty grease."

by Popcontitays February 12, 2012

butt grease

This is just simple to define. It is the slick smelly substance created from farts, sweat, poop, and anal seepage. It stays tucked in between the butt cheeks in everyones crack. It can vary in amounts, and consistency; depending on how often one takes a bath or farts. The uses for this product are many, one is to help lube the large cracks of fat people as they walk. Another one would be to load a finger with the substance to annoy someone with a stinky finger or for self defense. Also see butt grease with snow flakes, dingle berries.

I smeared butt grease on my nephews nose to stop him from farting in peoples faces.

by zeusking007 November 2, 2007

greama

G reco
R oman
E uropean
A merican
M artial
A rts

A modern martial art based on the Western styles throughout history. Derives from the arts of Pankration (Ancient Greece), Boxing, Throw Wrestling, Submission Wrestling (aka Catch or Hook Wrestling), Savate (France), Fencing, Philipino Martial Arts, etc.

JuJitsu and Muay Thai are about the only Asian Martial Arts that seem any good to me. Most are total bullshit. GREAMA and its ancestors have been combat and competition PROVEN for THOUSANDS of years.

by The Grapplin' Chaplain August 11, 2006