Greer Smeed

Greer Smeed means cat pubic hair.

Jessica: "Hey Shaun your cat is so hairy!"
Shaun: "Yeah, hes a big fan of having the Greer Smeed grow out"

by greersmeed October 6, 2009

crottled greeps

A term used in science fiction fandom, implicitly a foodstuff, which derives from (1) “crottles,” the curved lines in cartoons indicating that a character is falling over backwards and (2) “grippe” (influenza) as spelled by the English and pronounced by the French. It is said that crottled greeps are to food what blog is to drink; many fans have presented their ideas of what the true recipe for both must be, even though the Geneva Convention expressly describes the transmission of the true recipes of either by any means as a Crime Against Humanity.

If you don't like crottled greeps, why did you order them?

by rich brown August 11, 2004

humbolt greens

also known as " the kind " humbolt greens are referred to as very potent marijuana from Northern California in Humbolt county.

"whatchoo got right dare homie?"
"Humbolt greens dogg....."

by herbie January 25, 2004

greeshma

an extremely awesome girl who is breathtaking and cool and who loves rice and curry

That girl right there is so greeshma I literally can't even

by catdogcatdog August 30, 2014

Greeks

Two definitions apply

a) A highly sophisticated Hellenic culture during the classical era of European history. Produced Plato, Socrates, Aristotle, Pythagoras, Archimedes (in the then Greek colony of Sicily), Diogenes, and eventually Alexander the great. Also the inventors of Democracy. They spoke a vibrant language that is still studied today in order to read their beautiful poetry and profound philosophy.

b) A group of hairy, backwards thinking male chauvinists and large, overprotective mothers who insist on reminding their children twice a day that "there are only two kinds of people, those who are Greek and them that wish they was Greek' which they probably stole from 'My Big Fat Greek Wedding' which by the way is one of the 4 to 9 films they’ve ever watched.

My Greek Friend: “Hey, do you guys wanna see a movie?”
Me: “Sure, how bout that new Spielberg film”
Greek friend's mother: (suddenly appearing from behind a corner and telling us in a wise voice and completely without precedent) “There are only two types of people, them that are Greek and them that wish they was Greek.” (Greek mother returns to her moping as Greek father returns home from his job at Parthenon Plumbers or whatever pseudo-classical name he's given his place of business and demand his lunch.)

by Brennan McDonagh September 3, 2005

greensmith

1.The surname of my friend
2.A minor insult used in sever distress
3.A shrine dedicated to Greensmiths

Steven Greensmith
Don't be such a fucking greensmith
The shriiiine of Greensmith

by guzzly March 29, 2005

greer park

neighborhood in Palo Alto, California plagued by violence and crime. Gang members are packed on every corner at night. "Day to day all we see are bodies" -young tyson, age 15(greer park gang member) Because the Black gangs usually operate at night, the neighborhood is somewhat calm during the day, and even white and asian crip gangs are starting to form in the area. Basically, if you come to Palo Alto and you see a black guy with bleached dreadlocks and an assault rifle on the corner, you know your by greer park.

"aye mayneee greer park gang on mine"

"sup bloooooodddddddddddd! dis GPG"

"BBBBBBLLLLLLAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT"

by dukiewater February 28, 2009