green

Punnish title indicating someone with a false authority on "slang".

Etymology: Jonathon Green, famous British lexicographer of slang, who says the Urban Dictionary is amateur hour for slang artists.

He thought he was a slang pro, but he was just green.

by nerfo May 5, 2011

Greens

First hit when smoking marijuana

Juliana: You want greens
Me: in my head (No, I stole a gram from you yesterday so you should get it)
“no.”

by BogeyBoss360DegreeLeathaJacket April 14, 2022

Green

When A Person Is Two Face Or Disloyal

Them Dudes Are Green Bro

by @GrabbaFinesse (IG) September 26, 2021

Green

To epic fail, usually in a manner that lets someone down. Named after the infamous Goal-keeper blunder made by England's Robert Green in World Cup 2010 against the U.S.

Wow what a Green.

Way to go Bob Green.

Man you're looking Green today.

Way to pull a Green.

by Socca1927 June 28, 2010

Green

Originating from Miami Florida the term “green” is used to describe somone who has done something that would be unfavorable.

That nigga AJ “green” as fuck.. he sold that boy a gram of detergent

Person 1: Raymond stole headphones from deandre crib...

Person 2: Damn he “green” fa dat.

by AssMan1987 August 31, 2018

Green

adj. feeling wronged or feeling sickly due to another’s actions or the occurrence of a something unexpected

n. a person that is disgusted by something

n. something that is acting out

Qardina was saving a piece of pie in fridge but her brother Mike ate it. Qardina was green aab.

by JohnnieBricks May 27, 2019

Green

Someone who's your green basically is like what oxygen is to humans, is like what sunlight is to plants, is like what water is to fishes, is like the blood in your veins. <3

"so how have you both been so far?"
"Man I cant tell, she's just like my entire green!! I love her like craayzy!!!!"

by Jim haplert November 9, 2020