"When Yahoo's Front Page finally decided to post a video about the Conan O'Brien-Jay Leno fracas, the head of Yahoo FP got Graham Slammed."
by quirkyjerk January 19, 2010
A sorry excuse of a man who moves girls out to different states with him who becomes so self obsessed neglects his gf in a state of cousin fucking Alabama for her to try to find a way to leave him for him to only hide out at his moms house and make his mommy do his dirty work helping her pack to move back to her home state. Sorriest excuse of a man.
by Hannahsmoth February 17, 2022
The very first African American to enroll in Kirksville High School in 1952 the hardest partier on the North American continent. Led the kv student section and was flaming when the county sheriff ended grahams reign when he was viciously mowed down by three of his deputies. But that didn't stop Ole graham, finally after a large quarrel he was finally lynched from the rafters...by his penis till he lost blood flow. To this day on a hardcore student section flame when the jungle is in its prime you can still here graham bell.
Matt: bro I just heard graham bells spirit rootin on the ol basketball team. That means we're totally gonna win tonight.
Bowen: hell yeah bruh
Bowen: hell yeah bruh
by Poonslayer6996 February 23, 2016
I have another damn session with that limp-dick, cheapskate Lady Graham. How can a flaming homosexual like him pretend to be against the rights of gays and women?
by LaughingAloud January 31, 2023
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by Nancy Drew loves Mary Jane August 17, 2009
I kind of thought she was fit in Austin Powers (by the way she is an actress) and especially when I saw her in the Guru (dressed like an Indian lady and dancing to Bollywood-esque tunes was a major turn on as I am a Paki). But then I decided to go on the internet and look for some clips of her and there are tons of her going on like a proper ho, esp in Boogie Nights and some other movie I forget the name of (Do a Limewire or Kazaa search). Anyways, she is pretty hot but doesnt look as good naked as I hoped and she is apparently estranged from her family because they disagree with her nude movie roles. Anyways, its not my family so I dont give a fuck.
GUY #1 "Heather Graham is pretty hot in the Guru, damn why cant more Asian gals look that hot in a sari! "
GUY #2 "But she's a ho in Boogie nights and she aint look that good naked."
GUY #1 "Well I guess shes got pretty big tits for a girl that thin. Are they implants?"
GUY #2 "But she's a ho in Boogie nights and she aint look that good naked."
GUY #1 "Well I guess shes got pretty big tits for a girl that thin. Are they implants?"
by BigP69 October 08, 2005