Goofy Mog

Chicago west side term
used when someone says something stupid or wrong.

Anna: Dang, where u get those kicks from?
Dre: Footlocker
Anna: Those the new Jordans right?
Dre: Yea
Chris: I was gonna get those but I'm just gonna wait til those new ones come out cuz they look better than those
Dre: Nobody seen the new ones yet. GOOFY MOG

by Squill March 21, 2008

goofy time

When daddy puts on a rubber mask to resemble the Disney character Goofy, and proceeds to violate your "special place"

"Ooooh Tiimmy, iiit's Goofy Time!"

"Oh no daddy no! not again!"

by surfacewound March 27, 2003

Goody Two-Shoes

An expression saying that someone is always on the side that is "good" and never taking a chance of being "bad"

You're good Ash, and I'm bad Ash. You're a Goody Little Two Shoes.

by Boomstick April 3, 2005

Glory Hoe

1. The designated bar hoe.

?? - "Did you hear about Tommy?"

?? - "No."

?? - "He went home with the glory hoe last nite."

2. A whore that commits sexual acts for the greater good of America.

"If Dennis Rodman had sex with Kim Jong-Un to avoid World War Three, he would be a total Glory Hoe."

3. George Washington's gardening hoe.

"Tom, if you eat vegetables tilled by George Washington's Glory Hoe you will live for eternity."

lol examples nigga Glory Hoe

Created by: Sean Mason Daniel Hillman Jason Schlack

by The one and onlyAngriestBeaver April 9, 2013

goofy switchfoot

When your right foot is at the head of the board and your left foot is at the tail and toes pointed off the left side

Shane told me that I'm one in a million because I'm both goofy and switchfoot, so im goofy switchfoot!

by lilmouse August 10, 2014

gloryskol

The play on words to the Vikings chant "Skol", refering to their uncanny and predictable ability to choke as if they were taking a wang to the throat through a glory hole.

Vikings Fan: "We were all Skol, now we are choking on it big time"

Guy who doesn't breathe out of his mouth: "Guess you better change your chant to gloryskol.......Faggot."

by Ileftmypics January 22, 2018

Gooby Nut

A Gooby Nut is an expression used by a person to express extreme approval and excitement after an unrealistic situation becomes successful. Usually used in reference to gaming, when the player does something unrealistic and it ends up working in their favor.

The player finesses the entire team and scores a goal in FIFA in the last 10 seconds of the game to win it.
Team Mates: "That's a Gooby Nut right there!"

by Gooby Boi 29 October 22, 2020