googletard

Someone who, at every instance of hearing a word or concept that they do not understand, rushes to a PC to Google it up in an attempt to understand what the people are talking about.

Ralph didn't understand what the network guys were talking about, so he ran to his PC and pulled up Google to educate himself on the topic. Ralph is, therefore, a "googletard." (come on, we're all googletards every once in a while...)

by mldailey October 5, 2006

Googletard

A person who uses Google Groups to post to usenet, all the while having no knowledge of how usenet works, thinking that it's a web forum where people actually care about a rating system and can 'cancel' their posts.
Googletards have been responsible for the 'dumbing down' of usenet since the inception of Google Groups. Before Google Groups, a person had to have enough nous to find an NNTP host and set up a newsreader. Now they just need a Gmail account.

"Look at that! Five identical posts within two minutes. Yet another Googletard finds our group."

by misfitNZ January 11, 2008

GooGlit

It is what is suggested when someone requires more information on various subjects. Rather than suggesting someone to, "Look it up on the internet", society has shortened to, Google it.

Brian : Damn, I can't remember how many yards Walter Payton rushed for in his career

Josh : Man that's so damn easy, just GooGlit

by chrisco kid October 7, 2009

googletestad

A test advertisement used by google to test sponsored links;

Sponsored Links Congratulations!
www.google.com This is a family safe ad. All systems are go!
- googletestad

by Thomas Jarvis August 10, 2007

Googlebitch

someone who uses google WAYYYYY TO fucken much

Man: hey you wanna check this for me
Man2:sure just lemme get to google.
Man:wait...you have google hotlinked to your desktop...googlebitch

by Billiam1234987 February 13, 2008

googletrawl

That rapid internet search you do to avoid exposing your ignorance..

Prof called my work 'desultory'... I had to do a quick googletrawl to find out whether that was a compliment or not ! Not !

by mikroth March 22, 2009

Googletrain

Another term for Google. Often used humorously.

"I can't figure out what the ShamWow Guy's name is. What should I do?"
"Hop the Googletrain."

by Otamakun August 9, 2009