Hispanic male that most likely is involved in his neighborhood street gang. Very quiet and low key, that’s how he gets away with his crimes. Never brags, but is very confident in himself due to the size of his dick. Loves his family and will die for them without blinking an eye. Usually married twice in his lifetime with only having one kid with each. Loves guns, maybe a little to much. Often wanting a reason to put a hole in someone.
by The Kid - Cisco March 14, 2022
by Kcoopz23 October 12, 2021
Midwestern slang word for a bully of Mexican heritage. Mostly used in central Illinois, northwestern Indiana, and some parts of Idaho
Big dude on campus: Dude, there’s a bunch of K. Drizz Gonzalezes around downtown Mazon. Watch out.
Underweight man of short stature: Thanks for the info, I’ll take another way through town!
Underweight man of short stature: Thanks for the info, I’ll take another way through town!
by JarCorn (The First of Many) February 21, 2021
A male with this last name is very affectionate with ALL the ladies, is quite handsome, sweet, and funny, yet so humble and respectful, loves soccer with a burning passion, screams "GOOOOOOL!!!" at the top of his lungs rather often, is so Mexican he eats a shit ton of Tapatio with his tacos, is superbly intellectual/intelligent, has like 17 primos (cousins), sings corridos in the shower, wakes up to a rooster's "kikiriki" every morning, has many friends/acquaintances, and can be successful at anything he wants to.
In other words, he's just the PERFECT alpha male.
In other words, he's just the PERFECT alpha male.
Girl #1: Man, just look at that Gonzalez guy go. He's sooooo charming. I think I'm starting to like him.
Girl #2: Like him? I love him!!
Gonzalez: Morning, ladies!
(both girls faint in awe and fall backwards)
Girl #2: Like him? I love him!!
Gonzalez: Morning, ladies!
(both girls faint in awe and fall backwards)
by angel_MVP August 29, 2018
Blessed by the best never the less strong Follower of Jesus Christ. one of a kind man a love like no other it's Always with me.
Enrique Elijah Gonzalez lll is a good man.
by ReegsGonzo November 24, 2021
When the passenger of a car gives a handjob to the driver whose pumping increases as the speed of the car increases. One must stop driving the stick shift if stopped at a red light. Usually the love juice ends up on the dash. If however the sticky substance lands on the windshield it may referred to as a hobo carwash. This doesn't not apply to road dome or any of the variants.
Yo Mike just bought some new armor all wipes for his car his girlfriend gave him one messy speedy Gonzalez
She says to me "the faster you go the faster I go"
She says to me "the faster you go the faster I go"
by Juicy Jaekwon April 1, 2014