the most sexiest girl on planet earth. has nothinn' but SWAG. She is always smiling & is just plain out a m a z i n g . once you meet her you'll wanna become her bessstest bestfriend(; every guy knows he wants her.
by EVERY SINGLE GUY October 6, 2011

when you are having sex with another and she or he screams "what are you doing to me!" in a scared tone.
by master gonzalez August 6, 2014

by Eva Gonzalez May 6, 2018

When the passenger of a car gives a handjob to the driver whose pumping increases as the speed of the car increases. One must stop driving the stick shift if stopped at a red light. Usually the love juice ends up on the dash. If however the sticky substance lands on the windshield it may referred to as a hobo carwash. This doesn't not apply to road dome or any of the variants.
Yo Mike just bought some new armor all wipes for his car his girlfriend gave him one messy speedy Gonzalez
She says to me "the faster you go the faster I go"
She says to me "the faster you go the faster I go"
by Juicy Jaekwon May 13, 2014

When you are fucking a girl anally and a girl quite lierally shits into your tip while you're cuming which creates a cyclone of shit and cum which results in an uncleanable mess that may be stuck there for centuries.
by Adumbcunt April 8, 2017

A man who hibernates like a bear, he well eat nonstop, sleep non stop, but if you disturb him from his slober or his meal he well never forgive you
by Speedwagon64 September 5, 2025
