Hot Lips Gonzalez

That thing when a woman goes to the bathroom after chopping jalapeños, and neglecting to wash her hands-and the resulting “down there” pain. Southern cousin to Hot Lips Houlihan on M.A.S.H.

I was in a hurry, making my famous spicy queso. I went to the bathroom and BAM, Hot Lips Gonzalez in my shorts!

by Fionna Schwab April 23, 2023

saih gonzalez

Noun. The one honored above others. Noble warrior of the house Gonzalo, whose body is made of light. Accelerated in mind and body. One who never fails.

Alternate def. A knight of illuminating courage with hope as his steed.

Looook!! Over there to the west, it must be… Saih Gonzalez!! We are saved from peril.

by Rejardedfart November 23, 2023

David Gonzalez

There aren't enough words to describe someone like David. He's so full of kindness and his comfort is enough to brighten the worse days. He never fails to make a memory incredible. His laugh is like music to the ears and his smile is amazing in every way. You've gotta love him.

David Gonzalez is turning seventeen tomorrow! How exciting :)

by You're loved :) November 27, 2023

yaliyah Gonzalez

someone who really care about the person they love and will forever love them some one you can talk to is very kind hearted person and doesn't like to be messed with or do she doesn't care but all she wants in her life is someone who loves her back

yaliyah Gonzalez is very pretty

by poopy4life July 4, 2023

Aidan Gonzalez

NA#1 malder
skinnier then a stick, eats less then one too.
if you want a keyboard warrior just @ him in general
femboy enthusiast

dude 1: Yo have you meet Aidan Gonzalez
dude 2: Yeah I @ him in general and he called me a slur.

by pues no se September 9, 2023

password gonzalez

Password Gonzalez is dumb stupid to the bone. He has a pet fish he calls ‘phish’, and a dog named ‘kat’, and cat named ‘god’, his mothers name is draquais and his fathers name is elephant shit, he also has a pet pigeon named ‘calculator’ and a snake named ‘demonte the third’. Password is a real idiot

example 1
John: Het do you talk to password.
Anthony: Gonzalaez?
John: Yea
Anthony: No that guys an absolute idiot. By the way who the hell names their kid ‘Password’

example 2
Bob: Man Toni just fell on some air particles.
Gary: Please don’t be a password gonzalez

by password gonzalez October 21, 2019

Sofia Gonzalez

the type of girl who won't pass the homework unless you threaten her with her past mistakes and reputation or unless your grandpa is dying or your brother is in the hospital. She is also a very caring person from the first time yall meet, she will give good advice on relationships but won't know any for her own. She has a great body and amazing style with a hilarious sense of humor. She lastly is someone worth keeping around.

Sofia Gonzalez didn't pass me the homework, what a crack whore.

by sharqkuisha October 23, 2019