golden lightning shower

GOLDEN LIGHTNING SHOWER: Pissing on a person while intermittently zaping them with a taser.

That German girl nearly set my hair on fire with that golden lightning shower.

by Irishbackrub June 11, 2018

golden lightning shower

Golden lightning shower: the act of urinating on someone while simultaneously zapping them with a taser.

After my golden lightning shower i smelled like hot piss and burnt popcorn!

by Irishbackrub June 12, 2018

Golden Baby Shower

After finishing on a person’s face, you piss on them to clean it off

Person 1: “Damn, Amy is in to Golden Baby Showers!” It was kinda gross…”

Person 2: “Wtf bro why you gotta share that at lunch!”

by IGottaPhDtoBloeShtUp October 14, 2022

Golden Muck Shower

The act of taking a shit in the shower and then proceeding to drench it in piss while the vile concoction splashes all over your face and the shower walls.

Well call me a cracker at midnight! I’ll be damned! Colby just took a Golden Muck Shower in our clean bathroom! He will suffer for this now!

by GinnerRat March 9, 2024

Golden; like a shower.

A term used to express a more than satisfactory state of being.

Ward: "Beever, your mother and I are going to the malt-shop; would you care for anything?"

Beeve: "No thanks pops, I'm golden; like a shower."

by The Reverend Shave MyBeever October 26, 2010

goldenshower

(v.) To urinate on someone's head


(n.) piss porn

John loves goldenshower

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

Goldenshower

When one urinates on another person for no apparent reason other than the obvious that its hilarious. (There does not have to be a jellyfish sting)

That Goldenshower in Florida was so nice and warm.

by NICKAPLEZ March 25, 2009